Jurassic parking

When a fatass is walking so hard down the hall that water starts rippling and and computer monitors start shaking

Holy fuck, shes jurassic parking so hard down the hall my computer fell off my desk

by J-Rex04 January 16, 2020

jock park

To park your vehicle in a parking stall backwards.

Wilford Brimley occasionally jock parked his Model T when he’d get his blood sugar checked at the Walgreens.

by Thunder P September 18, 2020

Dagenham park

This school is full of wannabe rappers and footballers it’s just honestly a terrible school but very entertaining when it comes to beef the food is very trash like the boys who go there but majority of them are Peng. They will beg it quite a lot but the school in general is good I mean the teachers give you slack 24/7 and the relocation room is not it with the dramatic kids who get sent down for laughing the worst part is being enemies with All Saints there’s no reason why Dagenham park and all saints are just enemies the schools teachers are very jarring the girls think they’re all that when they really aren’t they overuse lipgloss like it’s going out of fashion and think they’re Peng when they aren’t it’s quite sad the geography block is always boiling hot the main building is just awful the Astroturf bangs especially when u like to bang ball

What school do you go to?

I go to Dagenham park

That’s a cool school

by Mynameiskwasawasak*?! October 4, 2020

South Park

South Park's goal seems to be to offend as many as possible as it presents the adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman.

Oh, and Kenny is killed in many episodes.

Many episodes of South Park feature racism.

by FL4ym3Burn January 23, 2018

Linkin Park

A truly brilliant band with 7 studio albums, 6 members (including a singer who passed away, r.i.p), the most meaningful and relatable lyrics in the world and a great fandom. They're badass.

"Linkin Park suck."

"You're a crusty dick sock if you think that. Chester and Mike are brilliant singers and the instrumentalists are just as good."

by Wiesh August 9, 2021

park street

A trashy bar in Columbus that prides itself on being unable to adequately control its patrons. If you go here you can expect to be choked out by a former employee on a power trip. When this happens, resistance is futile, and one should go limp and allow themselves to be carried out by the tattooed man with a penis that can only be measured by the micron scale.

Random bystander: "Yo dude he's throwin' up the peace signs"
The one being choked: "Gargle gargle gargle"
Micro-penis choker:"Givin' him the park street"
Random bystander: "Oh ok, he must be another innocent person"

by douche bag, ohio, columbus December 9, 2012

South Park

The show that is allowed to joke about a person eating his dead parents but is not allowed to say a word we all hear every single day.

Why do adult shows like South Park keep censoring the word "fuck" even though they already show stuff that is way more disturbing and offensive?

by Dubiks December 11, 2018