Jurassic parking

When a fatass is walking so hard down the hall that water starts rippling and and computer monitors start shaking

Holy fuck, shes jurassic parking so hard down the hall my computer fell off my desk

by J-Rex04 January 16, 2020

Joseph Park

A decent guy that everyone calls gay and likes women
hates everyone

i see a joseph park

by gg_def February 20, 2022

Preventive Parking

When you are going out drinking and you have to drive to the bar or party to get there. You park your car fully aware that you may have to leave it overnight in case you get all blacked out. This is to prevent a ticket or towing the next morning.

Nah, man. It's all good. I don't have to move my car tonight because I engaged in a little preventive parking before I got here. Thanks, though - good lookin out. Now let's black out with our hawks out!

by Cbass187 June 19, 2008

jock park

To park your vehicle in a parking stall backwards.

Wilford Brimley occasionally jock parked his Model T when he’d get his blood sugar checked at the Walgreens.

by Thunder P September 18, 2020

Linkin Park

A truly brilliant band with 7 studio albums, 6 members (including a singer who passed away, r.i.p), the most meaningful and relatable lyrics in the world and a great fandom. They're badass.

"Linkin Park suck."

"You're a crusty dick sock if you think that. Chester and Mike are brilliant singers and the instrumentalists are just as good."

by Wiesh August 9, 2021

park street

A trashy bar in Columbus that prides itself on being unable to adequately control its patrons. If you go here you can expect to be choked out by a former employee on a power trip. When this happens, resistance is futile, and one should go limp and allow themselves to be carried out by the tattooed man with a penis that can only be measured by the micron scale.

Random bystander: "Yo dude he's throwin' up the peace signs"
The one being choked: "Gargle gargle gargle"
Micro-penis choker:"Givin' him the park street"
Random bystander: "Oh ok, he must be another innocent person"

by douche bag, ohio, columbus December 9, 2012

Jurachet Park

A title you give to a group of Ratchet people doing ratchet things in malls, streets, etc.

Usually what you call a group of crazy stupid girls in parties or clubs.

This mall just turned in to a Jurachet Park because of there ratchet ass girls.

by Jules21 April 6, 2013