mountain pussy

Untouched Bigfoot pussy.. Tastes like the copper of the moonshine

Tryna find some mountain pussy all the way in these neck of the woods?

by Mountain Pussy November 1, 2022

Mountain Football

A fart contest. Rules vary from region to region, but the goal is to outfart your opponent(s). Best played in groups, so everyone can vote on various fart attributes such as tone quality, attack, release, aromatic quality, and whether it sounds like a particular animal or vocalization. Dutch-ovening your opponents is an automatic disqualification; crop-dusting is encouraged for extra entertainment.

Vic: Those baked beans were delicious, babe.
Sue: Yep, they sure were. Hope you're limbered up and ready for some Mountain Football tonight.
Vic: *frrrrrp??*
Sue: AHAHAHAAAA, you're ahead of me! That one went up at the end and sounded kind of like a question. I award six points and the extra conversion point for style.

by YuliaTheWitch June 4, 2024

Oowacheetah Mountains

Commonly mistaken for the Ouachita Mountains, this mountain range is located in west central Arkansas, southeastern Oklahoma and north-east Texas. In the late 20th century a geologist named Honkey stumbled across these mountains with stunning beauty, confusion began to set in while taking a strike and dip measurement. His confusion led to the new name Oowacheetah. (Noun)

Honkey carries his purple backpack up the Oowacheetah Mountains.

by )(olla2.0 December 10, 2010

Mountain cat

Just like a cougar but fatter

I can't believe my son had sex with a mountain cat, she's older than me.

by TattooistByDay November 9, 2015

Bernese Mountain Doggin

Unique and highly desired sexual position that is guaranteed to satisfy all parties.

Last night we were Bernese Mountain Doggin and I thought for sure he would finish…

by Mothanyouthought August 28, 2023

hot pockets and mountain dew

hot pockets and mountain - food choice of

Jr high / middle school students, high school students,

Neckbeards, people that play xbox live , stoners and

30 to 40 year old virgins.

And less we forgot the really young sons of single mothers.

Doritos are a bonus and a side dish
Same as capri sun
It's cheap and easy !

Hi my name is Matthew and I like hot pockets and mountain dew, xbox live and Doritos.

by Blu_leef January 15, 2024

Look at the mountains

Look at the mountains is not what most people perceive it as. It is a feeling, an experience, where you are immersed in the sheer oddity of the phrase. It is a spiritual awakening, opening your eyes to the wonder of the vast mountains. Look at the mountains is joyful and wonderful, and should be experienced by everyone.

“Look at the mountainssss” proclaims look at the mountains aunt.

by auntie tammy January 31, 2024