anal math

a man and woman who likes 2 plow each other anal during math class and yell math equations

i heard frank and the nigger down the street hade anal math

by farmer boi 228 BG November 3, 2007

Girl math

A form of math that is fake

Hamas Terrorist: I will take 100 hostages
Israeli citizen: No, please no
Hamas Terrorist: Okay, I'm only taking 50 hostages. I could have taken 100, but I decided to take 50. Therefore, I freed 50 hostages. I just did some girl math.

by Eushshtb October 29, 2023

account guy math

A creative way of telling the client that he/she has less money than they originally thought, though we will still spend like it's 1999 all over again.
Also, never let the number get in the way of a good story.

We'll just use some account guy math to buy another week in Sac Town.

by Account Guy August 27, 2003

Obama Math

A paradoxical idea that one can somehow cut spending by increasing spending.

Alex Sink practices Obama Math.

by Brav3h3art October 27, 2010

do the math

to think about it, esp when dealing with numbers...

um, theres 4 pieces of candy and 5 kids...think one will mind? Do the math.

by Ivy April 7, 2005

Wine Math

Wine Math is when you split a bottle of wine and the other person drinks more of it than you, then assumes that you are as tipsy as them.

The more they drink the tipsier they get and the soborer you are, no the other way around.

My girlfriend and I split a bottle of wine, I only had half a glass and she had the rest so she assumed I was too drunk to drive. She cannot so "wine math"!!!

by Ganvan September 9, 2011

Clock Math

The science of figuring out a qty of time left or time elapsed, when bored at an activity such as work.

I woke up at 4am and started doing clock math to figure out when to go to work so I could be home by 4pm.

Example 1 -- 30 mins to get ready + 1 hr drive + 8 hrs work + 1 hour break/lunch = 4pm...solve for how much longer can I sleep.

Example 2 -- it's 10:30am I got here at 6am 8 hr shift how much longer do I have to be here?

by 944 November 3, 2012