Toilet paper that has become stuck between your ass after wiping and, over time, broken down and rolled up into little rice like particles that can be picked out and eaten.
Male 1: We got lost on our camping trip, and at one point we had to survive off of our own paper rice!
Male 2: Damn, at least you got to ration something that tasted good...
Male 1: I was stockpiling that for months!
Male 2: Damn, at least you got to ration something that tasted good...
Male 1: I was stockpiling that for months!
by Gumbly Simpson August 08, 2022
Rice status is when you post so many stories on instagram that the little bar on top showing the length of your post starts getting shorter and shorter, thus looking like rice.
Damn. That bitch posted so much. Rice status as fuck.
God damn. I cant with this rice status. Too much.
God damn. I cant with this rice status. Too much.
by e.skoland February 28, 2022
jimin: jeon jungkook! (...) i'm 2 years older than you! i've lived 2 years longer! i've eaten 2130 bowls of rice! (2130 bowls more of rice)
by jungcock. March 18, 2018
A rice woman is a person with extravagant taste in life however, their judgement has been clouded by a low quality packet rice man and therefore cannot see the other amazing rice cookers in life who were destined for her.
Person 1: have you seen how she has been acting like a rice woman lately
Person 2: I know i can’t believe what she has done
Person 2: I know i can’t believe what she has done
by Miumiu082 August 19, 2022
A strange unidentified growth found on the inside of a rice cooker after continued use without cleaning it
by NextJen September 07, 2024
When someone is being too annoying and you can't take it anymore. You just have to SNAP!, CRACKLE!, and POP! on them!
by TrevTomlin867 May 20, 2019
Engaging in oral sex while recipient is standing, and resting his/her FUPA (abdominal pannus) over the head of the performer.
by Mitch Rosier August 06, 2019