Note-Beach Argument

Someone who frequently uses Note-Beach Arguments can be considered a stubborn, angry, uninformed feminist. The arguments are never compelling and the person is frequently driven by anger and emotion.

That bitch just fucking stretched her pussy with a ruler. I guess the argument was one of a Note-Beach Argument.

by Lovelydaybro October 24, 2018

fort meyers beach

A place for pretentious geriatrics, rednecks and dildos from every state but mostly the northeast and ohio. Completely unbearable between May and November. At night, you can count on bumfights, guidofights and retards howling drunk. The hotels and beach bars contantly play the same old worn out covers over and over again. Not a good place to meet singles. More than half of everyone there is'nt single. Not a weed friendly place either because A; its in florida and B; they make more than enough on alcohol.

going to Fort Meyers Beach, shoot me.

by Donn1980 November 12, 2017

peter beach

a place where you find a lot of guys, usually no girls, laying out in the sun. most of the time its seen in penitentiaries.

john: hey billy do you wanna go on the yard and workout?

billy: no john it looks like peter beach out there today!

by doc0824 November 19, 2013

Bitchy Beach

A slang term used to describe a group of people bitching about others on a beach.

Friend (1): she’s a b*tch

Friend (2): her shorts are too tight
Outside : this seems like a Bitchy Beach

Etc...

by J-H_UrbanDictionary May 27, 2018

Beach a dog

One who pulls a dog from the water and places it in the sand

You can beach a whale but you can not beach a dog

by JJSHOCKZ January 10, 2021

Beach Read

A literary novel that is deeply rooted in the beach house/town. The setting is almost a character in the book. Usually someone is at a crossroads in their life and they find a new path forward through their time at the beach.

A good Beach read takes the pace of summer at the beach - it has twists and turns, axillary characters woven throughout, parallel plot devices, and often a love story in the mix too.

The Beach Read is the perfect novel to accompany one during the holiday to the beach.

by KingBratwurst March 13, 2022

Beach Cat

An individual who is very similar to a cat (resembles a cat, always lands on their feet, very hygienic, etc.) Who also coincidentally either lives by or spends the majority of their time at the beach.

You know what they say about that Alanna girl, she's a real beach cat!

by obeywalrus December 19, 2010