Llama llama ding dong

A phrase you say when your about to punch a guy named nick in the face

Boy you about to get llama llama ding donged

by Lez big August 31, 2020

Ding dong double decor dingus

When someone goes on and on about their life problems that it’s so annoying and emotionally draining.

“I’m just a ding dong double decor dingus, aren’t I...” he said.

by Your gbf May 6, 2020

Konkey Dong

A dick that looks like it would belong on donkey Kong, and/or a dick with erectile dysfunction

Jeff’s wife left him and took the kids because his Konkey Dong couldn’t satisfy her.

by tortureoftuvalu May 10, 2024

Ding dong

When something surprising, unexpected or impressive happens

(Man does backflip) " Ding Dong! That was amazing

by King Watson August 18, 2013

snot dong

whenever you youse your moms snot for lub in anul sex

i tell you what that snot dong was fun last night

by ethan eggity November 7, 2023

Rhino dong

A massive pp

Yo dude my rhino dong is 7.5 inches long

by Fuck yiu cunt October 23, 2020

Dong

A popular name for the male phallus, brought back into the spotlight by erectile enthusiasts, Numan.com with their tv advert entitled 'call it what you will', declared the 'best ever advert' by the flaccid men of Twitter.

That unbranded viagra really brought my dong back to life!

I took a few blue pills and couldn't believe how hard my dong was!

by oldhag89 March 1, 2022