Girl: "My boyfriend is such a golden retriever boyfriend like omg"
Everyone else: "So your boyfriend is essentially your dog then?"
Everyone else: "So your boyfriend is essentially your dog then?"
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damnnn. that nigga looks so boff he cant buy toast.
the guy at the store looked boff because hes left handed
the baker at the local bread store sold his pies to the dark man... he purchased it with his left hand so that nigga is soooo boff
the guy at the store looked boff because hes left handed
the baker at the local bread store sold his pies to the dark man... he purchased it with his left hand so that nigga is soooo boff
by cobramach June 1, 2009
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Get the National Boyfriend Day mug.Used by women to supposedly refer to a male significant other that is easygoing and makes it fairly simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship - however, it has an inherent racialized element of usually referring to white/blonde men alluding to the fur color of a golden retriever.
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