Alber 

When you get so drunk, you don't remember your own name, so people call you Alber.

S: Hey Katie, it's time to go home.
K: Who the fuck is Katie?! I'm ALBER!
S: Okay Alber...we have to go home.
A: Just pick me up later.
S: ...awww fuck.

Alber by faudrook March 19, 2009

Abercrombie and Fitch 

A store where people shop!! Thats it. Who the hell cares what people wear. I got tons of abercrombie stuff. I'm a good guy ya'll. Smart, Nice, well-spokken... just because I wear A and F doesn't mean I'm an asshole or an idiot. I'm nice to everybody. DO NOT STEREOTYPE!!! Black dudes can drive harleys. Smart people shop at Hollister. Polo people listen to rap.. Everyones different!!!!!

**An exact copy of fiddy is walking by A and F**
*A white prepped out dude is walking out of A and F*
**They collide**
"Yo watchit!"
"Oh I'm sorry bout that"
"oo.. its okay"
"Hey is this yours?"
*prep picks up NWA CD that fiddy dropped"*
"oo this CD ...nice"
"Yee just got it"
"I love that CD, dude, my girl has it."
"Yee? Heres my number man, call me and ill burn ya one"
"Hey thanks man"
"No problem.. you seem like a cool guy"

Abercrombie and Fitch by Dannio August 29, 2005

abercombie and fitch 

way retarded people spell abercrombie and fitch

i was attempting to say somthing really rude by supposing that stupid preppy people wear abercombie and fitch when i noticed that i cant even spell the damn store's name. next time befor i hate on someone for being stupid and buying over priced clothes, i'll make sure im spelling the name of the store right.

abercombie and fitch by uglybiotch February 21, 2005

abercrombie nig 

Typically a pompous asshole male. He is tan, blond, or brunette. He might also have frosted or highlighted hair. They think they can surf because they wear clothes that claim they are from California but really they are made by poor children in China. The typical stupid male also has a small penis. They usually talk extremely loud and like to belittle ugly people. They brag about sex (that they never have), car(a 93 dodge neon), money(the two hundred dollars their grandmother gave to them in their will), and lack there of. They are also homosexual.

Yo dude Craig is such an abercrombie nig.

abercrombie nig by emilyxmaureen February 28, 2009

Anti Abercrombie 

The state of being against the clothing line Abercrombie. People who are Anti Abercrombie generally hast a dislike of the brand's prices, offensive slogans, or morals.

She doesn't like Abercrombie's portrayal of girls who are too thing. Therefore, she has become Anti Abercrombie.

Anti Abercrombie by ihatethemboth November 24, 2006

aberzombie 

Anyone that is trying really hard to look cool by wearing certain clothing or acting a certain way, but just can't pull it off. Everyone knows they're not cool except for themselves.

What's up with the fucking amberzombie crowd at this club?

My kid brother used to be an amberzombie but now he has grown out of it and is the shit.

Some people dig amberzombies and thus by default they're amberzombies themselves.

aberzombie by mindmatter June 1, 2005

Abercrombie 

A store that needs to start offering gas masks and ear plugs as soon as you walk in the door.

employee- welcome to abercrombie , here's your gas mask and ear plugs!
costumer- thank god!

Abercrombie by xSamxYeahx December 19, 2010