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v unot

a person who drives like an asshole, hits on underage hoes that dont vibe him, soops up his car like a wop, and punches walls when he realizes that the hoes he vibes dont vibe him at all and vibe others enough to give up the poon to someone other than him, a person who thinks that he is cool and that people like him, but in reality he is laughed at and talked about behind his back...

basically someone that thinks hes pimp but actually sucks the d

there is a boy in montreal, canada who has those tendencies
they call him vunot but he is also know as oscar the grouch
hey who the hell ripped up my street at four in the morning bumping beats just looking for people to be friends with?

definitely a v unot

you think the real v unot?

for sure. there is mainly really only one
by chelseacohen June 24, 2008
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quality v. quantity

deciding whether to pursue a hot piece of ass that might cost you some effort, or taking the first mangy-ass smelly bitch that stumbles across your path
This woman is really quite attractive and respectable, but since I'm such an unabashed man-whore I'll take the mole-ridden skank with a screamin' case of cock rot.
by collegesucks2001 December 8, 2003
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college v-card

The brand new V-card that a girl recieves when she enters a college. The college v-card is usually lost within a few days, for the good girls its lost within weeks, for the saints its kept for a semester. The college v-card is not given to gilrs who attend Junior College.
Emerson.. Did you hear about Susie?

Monroe....No what happened?

Emerson...Kevin snatched her college v-card!!!

Monroe...Damn she only lasted 2 days!!!
by Gucci Crooks September 1, 2009
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Feed the donkey (v.)

To masturbate (derived from the wrist motion of throwing seed in a trough)
see: Feed the ducks
I haven't anything to do Saturday night. I think I'll just sit home and feed the donkey.
by The Char November 25, 2003
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xnwjndebwyvheuqwjcoknivhexw v feudkqcjneivnwoc

Very rare to come across, you had a 8% chance of finding this and you did. Congratulations! You will have one childhood wish come true in 5 years. What the wish is, you shall not know.
i'm lucky I "typedxnwjndebwyvheuqwjcoknivhexw v feudkqcjneivnwoc"!
by im not in the mood June 7, 2022
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the v-day curse

(aka. the valentine’s day curse)

a curse set on a person that dooms any relationship they would have to break up right before February 14; they are always lonely on valentine’s day no matter how many SOs they might have had.
Alex: Hey Jaden, what are you getting your girl for Valentine’s Day?

Jaden: She broke up with me yesterday out of nowhere, i swear it’s the v-day curse at me again.
by nkb0095 January 27, 2022
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national ":v" day

Today is the day to celebrate Indonesia's national ":v" day. ":v" is an emoji frequently used by those so called "memer." But now the majority of people hates that stupid emoji.
Tricia: "Hello :v"
Steve: "Hi :v, do you know that today is Indonesia's national ":v" day? :v"
Tricia: "I didn't know earlier :v"
by The-Devil October 3, 2020
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