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Windy City Winter Weight

The additional weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on after moving to Chicago.
Man, John really packed on the Windy City Winter Weight. Must’ve gone up 15-20 pounds since moving.
by Shrekenator February 13, 2024
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Windy City Winter Weight

The additional weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on after moving to Chicago.
Man, he really packed on the Windy City Winter Weight. Must’ve gone up 15-20 pounds since moving.
by Shrekenator February 14, 2024
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Waffle fry winker

when you and your friends sister stuff waffle fries up each others rectum while watching “top 10 holocaust moments” on youtube and you proceed to adopt a pet corgi and make it watch the fries come out of the partners mouth with fecal matter all over it.
Yeah, me and Scarlett waffle fry winkered last night, that corgi was scared
by DIRTYISRAELPOODLE May 13, 2024
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Scratch-Off Winner

A term used when you're fingering a girl, flicking her bean, making everything work fast and hard enough, and then she squirts and convulses. It's like winning a lottery scratch-off ticket—not a big win, but enough to keep playing the game.
Nick: Hey Bill, you get with Dirty Suzie last night?
Bill: Let's just say when I was fingering her, she must have felt like I had a Kennedy Half-Dollar on me as she made me a Scratch-Off Winner. She melted off the couch after two minutes. Smell my fingers (Bill thrusts his fingers onto Nick's nasal area mockingly).
Nick (awkwardly smelling Bill's fingers): Damn....Let me lick that shit!
by Studs Lonigan III December 5, 2024
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Rose in the winter

Something or someone that comes into your life at a time when you least expect it and has something beautiful inside them that makes them so special to you.
Ive had such a bad year but i found my rose in the winter
by Jdsi December 12, 2024
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Rose in the winter

Something or someone that comes into your life at a time when you least expect it and has something beautiful inside them that makes them so special to you.
Ive had such a bad year but i found my rose in the winter
by Jdsi December 12, 2024
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pulling a winter

Killing yourself. Based on the idea of plant life dying during the winter.
chat i’m considering pulling a winter from how hard this test is.
by divinehumanity December 18, 2024
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