An alpha unicorn is a non-
binary, fearless leader of a group.
It can gentle and protective of its kindred and fearsome to its adversaries.
It can also have the ability to fly by farting magical sparkle dust for propulsion and it’s horn makes a great fit in any genders orafices.
binary, fearless leader of a group.
It can gentle and protective of its kindred and fearsome to its adversaries.
It can also have the ability to fly by farting magical sparkle dust for propulsion and it’s horn makes a great fit in any genders orafices.
Oh wow! Cindy. That alpha unicorn horn was magic last night. The alpha unicorn farted and I rode its face into outer space.
by Fred Thirst August 1, 2021

by FuckUpInTheSky July 5, 2016

A person who eats pastel marshmallows and claims he's not gay. May have a unicorn covered up with prison tattoos. Likes shiny things&Likes glitter. When you pronounce the name you must drag out the gaggLER . but don't stutter.
When i grow up I'll be a unicorn gaggler. Because i love shiny things! "I'm straight. but i love all unicorns in the world....gaggle..unicorn
by chonie pockets November 28, 2019

1.) A imaginary ancient beast appearing as a horse with a magical horn and sometimes wings. Magic flows from it and all who gaze upon it with awe are enthralled. People end up appreciating it, wanting to possess it and its power, or reject it.
2.) A person (male or female), whom is very different from other people. They possess special qualities about themselves that they can perform in ways that some normal people can't. Also, there are some things they can't do so well that normal people can because they flow with the grain. (Birds of a feather).
2.) A person (male or female), whom is very different from other people. They possess special qualities about themselves that they can perform in ways that some normal people can't. Also, there are some things they can't do so well that normal people can because they flow with the grain. (Birds of a feather).
1.) When I was young I used to dream I was a prince/princess that would ride a "unicorn" past the mountains.
2.) Yeah, I noticed she wasn't saying much as we were talking either before we left. Maybe she was a "unicorn".
2.) Yeah, I noticed she wasn't saying much as we were talking either before we left. Maybe she was a "unicorn".
by Universal-clench April 4, 2025

Alex tried to put a Trojan War Helmet on Makenzie but became aroused and she became The Angry Unicorn instead.
by MoonlitObsidian December 13, 2023

when you really want to be a unicorn and make the effort to call another unicorn ur 'unicorn goals' in the hope of them making you a unicorn as well. The request of being turned can also be turned down.
by cupcake 2014 September 19, 2016

by Hahabitchshuttjefuckup February 25, 2017
