turkey baster 

when a girl is giving you head and you pull out before you nut and nut on her head and it runs down her face she looks like she just got turkey basted

Kevin gave hannah a turkey baster and then put her into the oven

turkey baster by nasty daddy September 12, 2006

turkey slap 

The art of slapping a bitch across the face with a giant elephant penis.....perferably mine

Your girlfriend was bein a bitch so I turkey slapped her and knock'd her out, then I had a threesome with your mum and your sister...

turkey slap by Nate.D #13 October 14, 2005

turkey bomb

When one dumps on his woman's chest after performing a Hot Turkey Sandwhich.

That was an awesome turkey bomb mom!

turkey bomb by Spence January 26, 2005

Wild Turkey 

This is when a guy pulls his pants down and moves his hips in a circular motion to moves his penis in a round about fan motion like a wild turkey tail feathers. Guarenteed to make a party go WILD!

A wild turkey tail feathers look like this when it is aroused.

Wild Turkey by Mikel Mc. June 29, 2007

turkey neck

a turkey neck is when you get soo fat that you have to store some of the excess fat down between your penis and your ball sack. the reason it is called a "turkey neck" is because it looks like the gross neck of a turkey. if you look at any picture of a turkey you will see why it is called this. it can be used as a noun or a verb

"timmy, you dont have to be such a turkey neck" or "yeah, i was turkey necking it up last night at that one party" or even "im so fat that i have a turkey neck and it hurts :*("

turkey neck by nathan S June 2, 2006

Albuquerque turkey 

To back up with someone anus to anus, and shit into their ass, thus stuffing the turkey.

I'm so full from that Albuquerque turkey

Albuquerque turkey by 70457 Digital Breeish December 9, 2010

Turkey sandwich 

Term used to describe marijuana around the thanksgiving time. Used mainly in November and sometimes, just sometimes, early December. See also, christmas trees and ocean breeze.

My girl picked up our turkey sandwich and we spent the night with pink floyd.

Turkey sandwich by DeeJay December 12, 2003