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Temescal Canyon High 

A school with miss judged kids who get rumors
Spread around which are completely false, kids who “juul” in the bathroom and get caught like dumb kids, bunch of wanna be gang bangers who have no idea what a true “ghetto” is and tons of weebs who smell horrific and then theirs the sports which is mediocre except cheer and water polo.
Temescal Canyon High is wack and only matters for 4 Minuscule Years where kids just want to fit in, and in the end it doesn’t matter. P.S all public schools are the same so don’t go thinking you can leave to anywhere and it’ll be better.
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Its Time To Set The Sky Ablaze 

Verb: to catch fire to the sky, a symbolic reference to obnoxious musical overtones.
Higgins thinks Its Time To Set The Sky Ablaze, are you ready?

Vader time 

1) Saying by professional wrestler Big Van Vader when he is about to finish off a hapless foe.

2) Two words that signal an asskicking about to take place.
Five seconds after my opponent said "It's vader time" I was knocked senseless on my ass.
Vader time by Who's the man? January 17, 2009

Friction Time 

Having sexual activities such as; sex, anal, hook-ups
They had Friction Time last night

Will you have friction time with me after prom?
Friction Time by muzliv April 2, 2009

Done Ties 

to discontinue a relationship and/or any form of communication with another person; excommunicate; to cut off
This phrase was brought to life by Snooki on season three of MTV's Jersey Shore when she is in the hot tub with Deena and Vinny and states:
"I swear to god, if Vinny hooks up with this girl, done ties with Vinny."

Bridget found out her favorite bartender, Justin, was not exclusive in flirting with her at the bar..."Done ties! with Justin"

full-time cunt 

24/7, 365. This cunt doesn't take a vacation.
Miguel: What's Cindy's deal lately? There's no way her period could last this long.
Todd: Oh you didn't hear? Cindy's a full-time cunt now.
full-time cunt by lukethegook. August 25, 2011

Adventure Time 

The one best thing you will ever experience in your life. It's about a 12-yro named Finn and a 28-yro dog named Jake. Jake is a space shifter. They together rescue princesses (there are more here than in Disney) mostly from the Ice King (Simon Petrikov) and Jake has like 7 babies and he's married to a rainbow noodle with a horn named Lady Rainicorn. Finn has a crush on 3 princesses but only gets ultimately close to one named Huntress Wizard. There is so much lore that it is inhuman to fit it all in a user-controlled encyclopedia about shrex and such. I highly recommend it as it is my favourite show of all time and always will be. And there is nothing in my life that ever made me happier than hearing that there will be more seasons. It has the best catchphrase too: What time is it? Adventure Time!"
Yo Jim did u see the last episode of Adventure Time yesterday?
Yeah I cried.
Me too. But did u know there will be more episodes? It's not over!
HELL YEAH OH SHIT MY LIFE!!