Josh Dylan

The cutest, hottest fuckin actor ever. Has a 11/10 accent, very sexy. I’m usually not one for blondes, but I’d risk it all for him. I literally want him to run me over with a semi truck, shoot me in the head, put my remains in a blender, and press pulse. Literally everything about him is perfect. His abs, his veins, his hair, his voice. Jesus Christ I want him to fuck me.

Person 1: Have you seen Josh Dylan in that movie?
Person 2: Fuck yeah I did!

by croup coughdashian February 26, 2019

Josh Mauney

Wants to be in charge of everyone even though he’s in charge of nothing.

Josh Mauney sucks cock

by Clarence10129 May 12, 2020

josh’s crush

A forbidden name that shall never be uttered and never told to anyone, most especially kolbe

Kolbe: hey, who is josh’s crush

Josh: nice try nerd

by Jimmy hahah April 10, 2019

josh walker

josh walker smells

josh walker is a big pedo and shags any bird with a pulse, he stinks really bad. he only showers one a month and never brushes his teeth. he has a big obsession about a girl called kelci and gemma, he had a 3 some with them but they ended up patching him because of the smell of his fishy bum

by nico tole March 14, 2019

josh mirales

Has holes in his sweater, he wears glasses and will always laugh at your jokes. Also shy at first .

Josh mirales is noice

by Pops Chules May 18, 2016

josh baker

a boy who owns my heart,

he probably doesn’t know it but he’s cast a spell on me that nobody can undo,

i’m lost,

you are the knife inside my chest that pains me with every breath i take,

and the only way to stop the pain is to pull out the knife or to stop breathing.

“why are you looking at him like that?!”,” i can’t help it, he’s my josh baker”

by isthiswhoyouthinkitis? July 16, 2020

Josh M

A loving man who is very patient wonderful and thoughtful. Joshua is sweet, kind, wonderful, smart, amazing, handsome and very very patient. He loves his friends and his family deeply and he cares about anyone. He is very forgiving and amazing. He has wonderful hair chubby cheeks that make his smile wonderful and a beautiful smile. He has amazing eyes that you will fall deep into. He is a great friend and a wonderful boyfriend who always makes time for you and spoils you even though you tell him you don't need it. Joshua is a wonderful person and you will never ever want to lose him.

Joshua is a great person and a great friend.
Josh M. is amazing.

by a_raz July 19, 2019