SOON.

When the fate of something or someone has been determined and they are being watched. The predator's main thought is "SOON."

The origin of this phrase is in an under-appreciated lolcat, where an evil-looking cat is watching a chihuahua, with the only caption being SOON.

When pronounced, it helps to add suspense and drama by saying "SOON." in a low voice employed by that movie advertising dude.

Poppy, upon seeing Moolie loiter aimlessly:
SOON.

SOON. by Kitty de M. October 7, 2008

Spoonman 

Spoonman is one of the tracks found on Soundgarden - Super Unknown album, written by Chris Cornel.

The meaning behind the song title differs due to personal interpretation or even just association (from things such as heroin or even spooning???)

However, the song title came from the name of a Seattle street performer, ‘Artis the Spoonman,’ who would bang out complex patterns using spoons and other metallic objects rather than conventional percussion. Artis also performed in the Spoonman music video, which eclipsing "Black Hole Sun", became one of their most popular video/singles released at the time.

Spoonman
Soundgarden
Super Unknown

Spoonman by Avraelle January 17, 2010

Spooning 

Dick hard on the butt, titty in your hand, kiss her neck, hell yeah.

Guy: I went spooning with my wife last night
Shopper: really?
Guy: hell yeah
Shopper: hell yeah

Spooning by nichosal December 20, 2013

Spooning 

A form of affection between a couple. Where the man lays front to back with the girl. They fit together like spoons.

Kevin and Michelle spooned all night!

Spooning by Jeff K October 2, 2002

Soon

Usually used by artists/bands to tease their fans when they were asked about something. Either means 'in about 3 days' or '6 months.' For example, when asked about a music video, tour, and announcement release, these artists tend to only know this word.

"@NewHopeClub, when are you releasing the studio version of Medicine and Start Over?"
"Soon."

Soon by damnhotcon March 8, 2018

Spooned my own tits 

When one has fallen foul to a simple mistake of their own making, to great consequence.

Oh no, I just gave away my last can of spam and now I have none! I have really Spooned my own tits.

Spooned my own tits by Mon-Yat October 2, 2018

phone spooning

Basically, when you are on the phone with a loved one and you have no way of getting to them, you phone spoon. You cuddle up next to your phone, put it on speaker, and spoon it. It's a very efficient way of expressing love for your girlfriend/boyfriend. You can talk and feel comfortable without being seen. If it doesn't feel the same, you can put your phone into a body pillow and phone spoon that way.

Also if you have a secret admirer, you don't have to be embarrassed of phone spooning them because they will never know!

Hey Tony Lu, do you want to have some fun phone spooning with me?

phone spooning by ohhaytonylulu November 9, 2012