penis grief

That’s when you wake up in the middle of the night and look at the person next of you and say:

“Somebody help me. I just fucked a lady”

Johnny: I woke up last night with penis grief

by DooksDookie July 11, 2021

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Penis Ruffle

One who is of such insignificance he is as the skin of an old mans penis. Ruffle can refer to the wrinkles on a ruffles potato chip, being that old men's penis's are wrinkly like this.

Damn nigga chops! Sam is such a penis ruffle!

by krazychichi August 8, 2009

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Penis Popper

The act of which sticking a lit firework down your Urethra and letting it explode.

If that guy flirts with my girl one more time ill give him the old penis popper.

by Fuck off, no October 26, 2020

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Penis Pants

Latex pants that mold around your waist and penis. The penis sticks out from the body but is still covered.

"These penis pants are cool, but they squeak too much"

by PatternOfChaos July 8, 2004

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penis art

drawing penises on EVERYTHING, and I mean everything because you are immature and it's funny as crap. This may also include making penises out of loose leaf paper.

Dude check out the 30 foot penis someone drew on the classroom wall! that's some hella penis art!

by 8888 February 24, 2003

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A term used to describe the technological prowess of an individual, usually in an internet community. Factors that engorge the e-penis include bandwidth, computer speed, hard drive size, size of DVD collection, and an impressive frag count in any number of popular first person shooters.

"I have a +5 e-penis of down smacking, bitch!"

"my e-penis > your e-penis"

by requires a microscope March 29, 2004

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