shoot nuts

An exclamation used when an unexpected event occurs which causes either shock, anger, or awe.

oh, shoot nuts that was close.

by nom nom nom nom April 02, 2009

nutting up

"Going crazy" or "manning up"

I'm was so mad, I was nutting up in there!
Why don't you try nutting up and ask her to the dance?

by Melhon96 January 07, 2016

Nut Puff

The small pussy willow looking protrusion that use to be a neutered male cats ball sack.

“With his legs spread apart and right leg pointed to the sky, Mr. Skibbles cleansed his nut puff”

by Crispie Critter July 12, 2018

Nut fisting

The act of uppercutting someone's dangly parts with your fist.

Did he just throw up?!?!
Yeah man they were nut fisting him!

by DroppingDaDee June 01, 2014

Mystery Nut

When you shoot jizz during a particularly hot masturbation session, only you shoot wild. SO, after washing, you come back to the scene of the crime to clean up your cummy mess, but there is literally nothing there. You just shot a mystery nut.

"I shot this load over my shoulder, and I know it landed somewhere behind me, but I can't find it! It's gone. I've felt everywhere."
"Bro, you just shot a mystery nut."

by Noir March 17, 2018

Nut Flapper

The astronomical phenomenon that occurs when a male farts in a certain position that causes the gust of air from the anus to rush under his scrotum and create a flapping motion

Dude i just laid a nut flapper.

by Aliocac August 19, 2015

hamster nuts

Massive fat large gigantic hamster cock

Giannas hamster has fat fuckin hamster nuts man they are huge

by epiccockmaster69 October 03, 2021