crotch monster

A hungry midget that lives in your buttcrack. He eats your pants, which causes murphs and wedgies.

Ivan, the crotch monster's eating your shorts.

by wysiwyg May 15, 2004

Sass-Monster

Common term used to describe a males unsatisfying flacid limp weiner-schlong.

Mid sex kelly yelled to her lover "You're such a sass-monster!"

by Gdawg145654 July 11, 2009

Mushy Monster

When you massage your index finger counter-clockwise on a puckered sphincter.

"Is that dirt under your fingernails?"
No, I had an encounter with a mushy monster last night.

by Angerson / Smush July 8, 2010

yoga monster

Someone who eats you after yoga

"Where's Ana?"
"She went to yoga"
"She should be back by now"
"Maybe the yoga monster ate her"

by Blue Ridge Roomies October 27, 2005

dome monster

a girl who feels bad about having sex, so instead sucks a lot of dick

wow, she wont have sex with anyone. No, i heard that she's a dome monster

by beauty0317 September 6, 2010

Typo Monster

The pink creature that creates all typos in existance. He often is seen as a big pink bubble, much like the ones you will find with chewing gum, wth sharp pointy teeth. His weapon is a fork. No one knows his true origin. Do not anger him, or your text will be filled with terrible typos. He is called "TM" for short

A normal sentance:
I'm going to the store
A tm-a-fied sentance:
ImgoignToteh Stote.

When this happens to you, you may say something like "DAmN TM!"

Share the tm love :)

by Split-Chick August 31, 2005

Toilet Monster

The evil monster living in or under your toilet. A controversial subject of much curiousity. Not many people no much about the toilet monster. Many think it has an endless hunger for piss and finklematter. Some think it the explanation for why things such as a Cottonelle Caper or Chocolate Dumpling exist. Also the most expensive part of the toilet.

The shit that I took in the toilet at Meyers had to be eaten by my seeing eye dog, because the sick fucks didn't have a braille sign saying "Toilet Monster NOT in toilets! Don't take a shit, you blind fucking bastard."

by EmailinaTHeArNer June 13, 2011