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Matt

Matt is the all powerful Mii. He can fight Shaggy at 100% power.
"Matt is eternal. Matt is undefeatable. All hail Matt."-Mahadma Ghandi 2019
by Robbie_Rotten_is_God February 5, 2019
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Matt Davies

A small boy, who is an adult but looks like a 12 year old. He likes girls, ping pong, rock climbing and pottery.
yo! is that Matt Davies!!??
by samsucio August 30, 2018
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matts

Matts is a name originally used on boys with extraordinary large penises! If you're a girl and are searching for one of these Matts', you will notice a Matts by his unique, handsome look. But don't worry, a Matts takes what he gets as long as it has tits and a shaved pussy.
Girl: Wanna fuck?

Matts: WTF no? You're the biggest slut at our school!

Girl: Come on!

Matts: Well, alright then... A pussy is a pussy right?

The word Matts can be used similar to the word MILF:

Girl 1: WOW, what a damn hot and handsome guy!

Girl 2: DAAAAAMN, Matts-alert!!

Girl 1: What the hell is that massive thing in his pants?

Girl 2: Chill... That's his wiener!

Girl 1: Oh, he's a Matts?

Girl 2: Indeed, let's fuck him!
by Nazgul_ring October 8, 2018
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Matt Hutchison

by Matt Hutchison May 29, 2018
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matt price

A sexy BMX RIDER very handsome kind and sweet vut yet knows and loves to fight if necessary loves being active anything outdoors a people pleaser always pleasing everyone before his self.
Matt Price goes hard on the young Bmx bike.
by Matt preezy May 31, 2018
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Matt Cry

The biggest dumbass in the visible universe. This nigga is also a pussy and fights smaller niggas,he also puts yellow cake in his blunts and juul. This causes him to act even more retarded and arrogant. He always using excuses to cover his dodo covered tracks.
Nigga 2 is bullying and trying to fight a 2 month year old infant for his 200th cousin accidentally bumping into him in a crowded hallway
Nigga 1:"yo what are you doing"
Nigga 2:" bro, do make fun of me, im suicidal"
Nigga 1"you acting like a matt cry rn bruh"
Nigga 2:"Oh shit, you right"
*Nigga 2 dies instantly, coughing blood in the process*
by Dawndolphin June 7, 2018
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doing a Matt

When you constantly cock block yourself and call your crush a "fat whale" and call that 'flirting.'
Guy 1: Wtf why doesn't my crush like me back

Guy 2: Umm maybe because you made her pay on the date and they said "goodbye fat bitch" at the end

Guy 1: Oh shit, I 'm doing a Matt
by ummokaymatt June 9, 2018
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