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Mac

Mac is fat, lazy, and will make a mess wherever he goes. Thinks he can cook but thinks using 3 cans of pasta sauce to make butter chicken will taste good. His grill-skills are pretty good though. Mac is in general pretty gross, his hair is usually inwashed, he leaves his socks on the couch (after covering it with crumbs and leaving a plate of rib bones on it for 2 weeks), and his room is always covered in dirty clothes and chip bags. Despite this he does not smell... strangely. Mac is a horrible driver and his car is covered in scars as a result. Mac will run red lights like its going out of style and breaks something on his car every other week. Has a sweet head of hair.
Mac
by Big T, the small D March 21, 2020
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MAC-Fishing/MAC-Fish

1.) A woman/man that applies makeup that is able to extremely alter their physical appearance so they appear more physically appealing than they actually are without makeup.
1.) My friend Kyle told me that he decided to take his date swimming for their 1st date to make sure she wasn't a MAC-Fishing/MAC-Fish underneath the pounds of makeup he seen she had applied to her face.

2.) Carlton was traumatized by Danielle after he woke up the next morning and walked pasted the mirror where she was standing. After seeing her face without makeup he thought to himself "I've got to get this woman away from me. She's MAC-Fishing/MAC-Fish. I will never get drunk and bring home another woman that wears MAC makeup or any makeup matter of factly."
by CourTahKnee April 28, 2023
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Jack Mac

A fucking skinny-ass bitch who is allergic to women and was born of incestual relations.
You're a Jack mac, how do you feel?
by puss-cmunch November 29, 2023
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Mac M

Always has your foot and you can eat all of his food
My friend is such a Mac M he has my foot and I can eat all of his food
by Sam2008 November 13, 2019
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big mac

a gay ranga says this " big mac "
by ShnizzleKapizzle March 25, 2022
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mac machine

"mac machine" a term to describe a money access center otherwise known as ATM that are usually connected to your bank that allows you deposit or withdraw money from your account.
" i need to pull money out, is there a mac machine near?"
by metro-T January 27, 2025
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big mac

Someone that is way more good looking on a picture than in reality
"So how was your date ?"
"He was a big mac... nothing like the pics he sent me."
by Flow022 June 30, 2017
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