The Red Beard

“The Red Beard”- You are on the rag and you seduce your boyfriend into your dark bedroom and convince him to give you face, leaving him with a memorable bloody face.

Girl: "Babe, I am really horny...Lets go to bed and Ill give you the best blow job of your life."
Boy: "Okay babe, but only if you give me the red beard again like last month."

by XstoryX April 18, 2011

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Red Water

1. Water that happens to be red

2. A Minecraft joke referring to lava

3. A girl's period

1. What the hell? Dude, look at this red water!

2. If you walk into red water, it will give you a health boost *snicker snicker*

3. I can't come to your party, sorry. The red water's flowing, if you know what I mean..

by Name removed by the NSA December 18, 2013

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saw red

To be reminded of something or someone that causes one such anger and rage that they want to kill

When he came walking down the street, I saw red.

by wvick October 07, 2015

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red gate

a slang term for sphinkter. for some body to pass your red gate is to be bummed

"dennis passed my red gate last night, bloody magic!"

by Shalahabaloo January 11, 2007

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bud red

The original king of beers, Budweiser. Often used when drunks are too lazy to say the name in its entirety. The red comes from the color of the can compared to bud light's blue can.

See also bud heavy.

I drink nothing but bud red, keep that bud light bullshit away from me.

by Leftie July 28, 2007

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