You can't polish a turd

You can't make something that's not naturally good great even with the hardest attempts.

"After years, he's just never going to change his selfish ways." "Well, you can't polish a turd!!"

You can't polish a turd by SarcasticSeminar101 August 3, 2015

Kielbasa in the can 

Another term for Anal Sex.

I asked her is she'd ever had kielbasa in the can.

Kielbasa in the can by Kram Srednuas December 24, 2007

Scrape The Can 

Scrape The Can means to take the last bit of energy out of you.

Just when I thought I was done my work day, the client insisted I do more work for less pay. This client just loves to scrape the can with me.

At the end of the day, there is always that one kid who will scrape the can.

Scrape The Can by suzgirl February 9, 2017

I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up! 

The more current, commonplace version of the old saying now that folks don’t necessarily need to be able to ambulate well in order to fuck.

I don’t know what happened, I took my Vitamin V and now I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!

I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up! by Dr Bunnygirl October 24, 2019

I can dig it 

This has multiple meanings. It can mean any of the following:

1. I understand.
2. I agree.
3. Wow! That's awesome.
4. I would have no problem doing that/dealing with that.
5. Im down with it.

And even much more. Its like jawn. Maaaany meanings!

"Do you want to go to the movies later? Im tryna see Transformers."

"I can dig it!"

"Stay away from him, he's crazy."
"Yeah but I can dig it. Its cool."

I can dig it by MelNel272 February 26, 2012

I can sus 

Short for “I can suck your dick”.

-And what can you do, my feminine fellow?
-I can sus.

I can sus by hardboiled hotel November 10, 2019

Because I Can 

A phrase often uttered by people who have absolutely no logical reason for doing something when asked why they are doing said thing in the first place.

Bob: "Why did you burn down that house?"
Joe: "Because I can."

Because I Can by VectorFluxion April 23, 2020