Pile of Cunt

Despicable, thoroughly undesirable, a massive pain in balls

You can can fuck right off if you think I'm doing that project Rupert, it sounds like a right massive pile of cunt!

No, I'm not going to watch Hamlet performed in Modern dress with Benedict Cumberthatch it'll be a right steaming pile of cunt!

by Itsallgoodman December 23, 2016

Jedi Cunt

When someone calls you a ‘Sith Cunt’, this is a opportunistic time to reply with Jedi Cunt, in the Star Wars Universe.

‘Shut up, you’re such a Jedi Cunt Said Palpatine’

by AstrayMind98 March 26, 2020

Cheating cunt

Kirsten.

Kirsten was a cheating cunt

by Yessssssmaann September 15, 2016

cunt scab

the grossest thing you could ever find on a vagina. its the solidified discharge forming on the outside of the lips.

causes of the cunt scab could be one or all of the following
- prolonged fucking
- neglecting to bathe the pussy
- frequent daydreaming about david hasselhoff causing you to glaze your seat, not cleaning it up and letting it dry as a hard, white crust, resembling feta cheese

treatment of the cunt scab is easy. simply sit in a warm tub and rip it off quickly - like a bandaid. you don't want it getting caught in the hair.

also, cunt scab can be used as an insult.

man that was a sweet orgy. too bad for tina though... she's gonna have major cunt scabs.

**tina sits down** "ouch!"
craig - "hey tina what's wrong?"
tina - "damn i think my cunt scab just ripped off!!"

teacher: "okay put away your books, time for a pop quiz"
tommy: "fuckin' cunt scab"

by stephen cummings January 20, 2006

Cunt Switch

The moment when your girlfried goes from being in a wonderful mood into her typical douchebag self. It almost seems as if a switch is triggered inside their heads to make them turn into a miserable cunts.

Tony: "Hey babe. Everything was going great this morning over breakfast at the diner, we had bacon, coffee, and lovely conversation. I couldn't have been happier. How come the minute your friends left and we get into the car you immediately turned on your fucking cunt switch?"

Girl: "Fuck you"

Tony: "Enjoy the scenic walk home, bitch. Get out!"

by The Lucas J March 25, 2010

Fish Cunt

A vagina that stinks like rotten fish.

Eww you've got a stinking Fish Cunt.

by Snipezaz August 30, 2008

cunt tree

Another name for the Bradford Pear (an ornamental pear tree). Also known as a weed in tree form. Smells horrid - like a dirty vagina, semen, or fish depending on the day, wind, and weather conditions. Smells especially awful when it rains.
After blossoming is complete, is a pleasant and lovely tree to be around.

Person 1: "Eew, what smells like dirty vagina?"
Person 2: "Looks like the cunt trees are in bloom."

by ihatecunttrees May 15, 2011