oy cunt

An Australian/British slang meaning two things:

1.
Person 1:Oy cunt
Person 2:I haven’t bloody seen ye in bloody ages!
2.
Person 1:Oy you fat bitch ass cunt!
Person 2:THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU COCK SUCKING CORONA DRINKING DICKHEAD!?!!!!?!!!

by Dudebloke March 23, 2021

Cunt Duchess

A woman that somehow thinks she is the gatekeeper of facts and her opinion is that of higher value than anyone and anything. They think that because they work under the CEO they should be treated like royalty.

Ruairi: Did you see Peggy's email about Cinco De Mayo?
Kyle: Yea that little Cunt Duchess just listed off facts about Mexican food. She could have at least convinced the big boss to get us a Taco Truck.

by TehPkmnMaster69696969 May 5, 2022

Jabba the cunt

David Ibbertson the cowardly backstabbing piece of shit that is Jabba's double

You know jabba the cunt is about the ground is shaking

by LushBeanstalk June 5, 2021

cunt scab

the grossest thing you could ever find on a vagina. its the solidified discharge forming on the outside of the lips.

causes of the cunt scab could be one or all of the following
- prolonged fucking
- neglecting to bathe the pussy
- frequent daydreaming about david hasselhoff causing you to glaze your seat, not cleaning it up and letting it dry as a hard, white crust, resembling feta cheese

treatment of the cunt scab is easy. simply sit in a warm tub and rip it off quickly - like a bandaid. you don't want it getting caught in the hair.

also, cunt scab can be used as an insult.

man that was a sweet orgy. too bad for tina though... she's gonna have major cunt scabs.

**tina sits down** "ouch!"
craig - "hey tina what's wrong?"
tina - "damn i think my cunt scab just ripped off!!"

teacher: "okay put away your books, time for a pop quiz"
tommy: "fuckin' cunt scab"

by stephen cummings January 20, 2006

Cunt Switch

The moment when your girlfried goes from being in a wonderful mood into her typical douchebag self. It almost seems as if a switch is triggered inside their heads to make them turn into a miserable cunts.

Tony: "Hey babe. Everything was going great this morning over breakfast at the diner, we had bacon, coffee, and lovely conversation. I couldn't have been happier. How come the minute your friends left and we get into the car you immediately turned on your fucking cunt switch?"

Girl: "Fuck you"

Tony: "Enjoy the scenic walk home, bitch. Get out!"

by The Lucas J March 25, 2010

Fish Cunt

A vagina that stinks like rotten fish.

Eww you've got a stinking Fish Cunt.

by Snipezaz August 30, 2008

cunt tree

Another name for the Bradford Pear (an ornamental pear tree). Also known as a weed in tree form. Smells horrid - like a dirty vagina, semen, or fish depending on the day, wind, and weather conditions. Smells especially awful when it rains.
After blossoming is complete, is a pleasant and lovely tree to be around.

Person 1: "Eew, what smells like dirty vagina?"
Person 2: "Looks like the cunt trees are in bloom."

by ihatecunttrees May 15, 2011