Austin

A dumb teen boy, who eats sicks and rocks and mud. Most likely doesn't care about the government, really needs a hug. Often feels stupid, ugly, but pretends it doesn't bother him. He's not very smart, but he'll fuck you up if you're mean to bugs.

Yo, Austin is sooo similar to that cavetown song. LIke, he's the exact desc.

by JeauxMama September 18, 2020

Austin

Is a extremely nice person, but don't let the looks fool you, he'll secretely go and fuck your mum

Guy 1: Wow that’s Austin, I hope we can be friends
Guy 2: Don't bro he'll fuck yoiur mum

by Anonymous(360) February 15, 2022

Austin

Austin is the type of guy with a deep, sexy voice. He is kind to all people and knows how to respect women. He is emo and by saying that, he likes emo music and dresses like an emo. Although he is very kind, he is broken inside. His past is very broken but he tries to hide it so others won't worry about him. He has a big... you know what I'm talking about. He is stereotyped to be very southern but most of the time isn't. His eyes are gorgeous. If you are dating him, he will make you feel like the only one he cares about. He has amazing humor and can make anyone laugh. His dream job is being a Comidian, actor, or a singer, mainly a Rockstar.

Who is that really funny guy with the deep voice?
You mean Austin?
Yes! Him!

by AngelicGirl May 18, 2022

Austin

An absolute mongoloid at best

Austin you a mongoloid

by Lil tyba April 30, 2019

Larry Austin

A fine man that has dreads and you are obsessed with him. He has many girlfriends and doesn’t know you. You have a class with him

I love Larry Austin.

by Lillianaaaa December 7, 2021

Austin side burns

side burns 🥵💦🤏🧟🦛

bro that Austin side burns kid has some sick side burns

by andioopsksksksksksksksk November 10, 2019

Austin, MN

Austin, Minnesota (No, not Texas) is a small town in southern Minnesota with a population of around 25k people. Home to the Fortune 500 company HORMEL, which often causes the town to smell of meat. As SPAM is one of the main products made by the company, the city as been nicknamed SPAMTOWN, USA “Where Hawaiians go for vacation!” With a large newly built SPAM museum downtown for public visitation. The city is rich with history and culture featuring many communities of different ethnicities around the world. Riverland Community College, The Paramount Theatre, the Hormel Home, The Nature Center and The Old Mill are all different areas of interest one should check out when visiting this pleasant Midwestern town.

Person 1: “Hello! Where are you from?”

Person 2: “Oh I live in Austin”
Person 1: “Oh wow that’s a long drive from Texas”

Person 2: “Austin, MN not Austin Texas”

by Chaotic_Cat July 22, 2021