foreground 

Nearby objects that are closer than the background (esp. in websites: the foreground is the text, images etc.)

"The foreground needs some colour."
"Shut up and mind your own website!"
"I would if my computer wasn't UP YOUR ASS!"

foreground by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003

foreground window 

what microsoft sam won't shut up about

"foreground window, push space bar, click here, etc."

foreground window by tom123456 December 25, 2007

Foreground obstruction crew 

People and vehicles at airshows and airports charged with the vitally important task of obstructing photographers trying to get pictures of the aircraft. They typically wear orange shirts and/or reflective vests to enhance their visibility. They are best known for making their appearance *just* when the most interesting aircraft of the entire event is about to pass by, remaining present until they have spoiled the photo opportunity, and then returning to their lair.

Sh*t! My photo of that F-100 was spoiled by the foreground obstruction crew!

Foreground obstruction crew by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv August 28, 2006

Forefounders 

A garbled reference to the original creators of the United States, who favored independence from English rule and/or wrote the Constitution. It mixes "Fore-fathers" and "Founding fathers."

"This president is attacking religion, and is putting in place a secular agenda that our forefounders would not recognize." -Mitt Romney, February 8, 2012.

Forefounders by Bilham May 22, 2012