Matt Beaty is a baseball player currently in the Dodgers organization His talent is unmatched and is undoubtedly better than Barry Bomds in his prime. This is why Matt Beaty is the greatest player of all time.
Friend: “Hey, who’s the GOAT of baseball. Barry Bonds, Hank Aaron, or Ken Griffey Jr?”
A very intelligent man: “Matt Beaty”
A very intelligent man: “Matt Beaty”
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