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Steam boat

The act of vaping inside of the female genitalia and the vapor comes out of her mouth. Then you yell "Ahoy matey" and make boat sounds.
"Me and michell took a nice steam boat ride last night, it was wierd it kind of smelled like the ocean"
by RussiaIsmyCity September 16, 2017
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Boating

The act where your planking and your penis touches and goes into the cool toilet water.
Gilbert G. “Bro! I was just boating and my penis went back inside my body!”
by Water Mellon man June 15, 2018
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unbalanced boat

When two people or more all have the same thoughts or opinions but don't recognize that the other person or people has the same as them.
Person A and Person B both likes apples. But Person B made it seems like bananas are better. So Person A and Person B began quarrelling even though both of them have the same opinion. Which makes them on an unbalanced boat.
by ThankoX2 October 18, 2023
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New York Giants Boat Party

When you're goofing off by partying a few days before a test pretty much like procrastination

Originates from a pic on the web where several NY Giants players were partying on a boat in Miami before their playoff game in Green Bay in 2016
Person 1: Oh shit! We had a test?
Person 2: Did you have a New York Giants Boat Party?
Person 1: Errrrrrr
by Yankeesfan June 15, 2017
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boat feelings

That weird emotional state where you feel unanchored, unsure, or just kinda... floating through life. Like, you're not drowning, but you're not exactly steering the ship either. You're just out there. In the vibes. On the emotional open sea.

That post-vacation, pre-back-to-work limbo? Boat feelings.
That 2 a.m. stare-at-the-ceiling moment? Boat feelings.
That “do I want to break up or just nap?” vibe? Boat. Feelings.

See also:
drifting • liminal space • soft existential crisis • main character in a coming-of-age indie film

Not to be confused with:
Sea sickness (though emotional nausea may apply)
"You good?"
"Yeah, just got some boat feelings. You know how it is."
by ohiokidokian69 May 13, 2025
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Full Boat

You being everything, and anyone with you.
A human tried to break into my house, I Went Full Boat. I need a new wall, and that human does need to be sprayed off my property.
by Mek! October 13, 2023
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