pimp sessions with tenderonis

When you pay to have sex with little kids.

"Don't waste your money on Pimp sessions with tenderonis."

by bepis with no b December 7, 2017

tenderfiddles

Soar boobs ; aka Christy

Shaniqua gave Christy tenderfiddles by elbowing her in the tar-tars

by Tenderfiddles, Bubbles, Buttercup, Shaniqua November 1, 2003

Detroit Thunder

whilst engaging in anal sex with your partner, begin spinning him/her in cirular manner around the penis while trhusting to create the thunder

I totally gave my roomate's best friend a Detroit thunder on his couch.(a fat chick)

Could you hear that Detroit thunder last night?

by Blain Warnack September 21, 2005

1964 thunderbolt

a badass car ford made took a 64 fairlane and stuffed a 427 in it nickname thunderbolt that owned drag strip in 1964

you:oh shit hes in the mopar killer

friend:whats that?

you:what you dont know!

friend:no

you:and you call your self a ford man

you:only the baddest of all fords a 1964 thunderbolt has the 427 from the 63 galaxie

friend:oh shit

by barney.r July 27, 2011

face like thunder

face looks like a terrible hurricane/ struck by lightening or electricuted.
just generally your a right ugly beast

rite darlin' uv gota face like thunda

by yolande June 24, 2004

tendertouch

an erotically pleasurable sexual act, relative to cuddling yet much hardcore. the more intense, the better the touch. spicy touch. feisty touch. and the ultimate, foxy touch.

Batman had tendertouch with Wonderwoman. it was a two hour session of bliss.

by John Jacob Jinglehimer Schmit August 27, 2008

Thunder bags

A thunderous clap of racket created when a hostile vagina is fractured free. This is not to be confused with the yelp of finding out you have the clap.

The house rattled from the thunder bags when our friend, Crusty, took down our cougarita friend.

by kirkddsmd March 1, 2009