That Taint Funny

Transferring taint smell from the finger to the upper lip.

I said sniff my taint, she dsaid "Sure" so I jammed a hand down my underwater and scooped up a dose of taint with my middle finger and smearted it on her upper lip. She said" That Taint Funny"!

by Mr.keith.lander May 4, 2014

The Taine Smith

The Taine Smith is when you grab a sheep by the torso and vigorously fuck the animal until your dick is burned from carpet burn. Tools such as Velcro gloves are used in the act.

Whoa Did u see that kiwi doing "the taine Smith" dammm that looks really good.

by 123d00rgiveaway June 6, 2015

dusty taint

after violent diarrhea the person allows it to completely dry, before engaging in rough anal intercourse. the action from said anal intercourse powders the diarrhea leaving the taint covered in diarrhea dust!

Dude #1 Dude whats that smell?
Dude #2 this guy i banged last night gave me a dusty taint and i need a shower.

by Dickless Santorum June 8, 2015

snail taint

The brown liquid like substance trailing (looks like a snail's trail) form the anal cavity all the way to the balls or vagina. people who do not shower or clean themselves properly have this. and it can lead up to swamp ass.

Person 1: Dude I was gonna eat that thot out, but then I seen some brown stuff dripping on her taint!

Person 2: Ewww bro. sounds like she had some serious snail taint

by bounty4lf July 25, 2015

Ogre Taint

An extreme case of genital chafing that is supplemented by poor hygiene and extreme physical activity. Side effects include, but are not limited to: swamp ass, excessive smegma, raw gooch, and a burning sensation from the upper thighs to the sphincter.

After a three day camping trip in the woods, Timmy had a severe case of ogre taint.

Christopher was in dire need of a shower in order to scrape the funk off his ogre taint following his five mile run.

by Rainbow socks 1101 October 11, 2015

gutter taint

Occurs when swamp ass juice has dripped down into the taint area

Damn, my swamp ass has upgraded to full blown gutter taint.

I pulled that girls panties off and she had the worst gutter taint stank.

by judichop87 May 1, 2016

Crimson Taint

The action of sausage-slapping a partners taint until it turns deep red.

Janice wasn't feeling it until Louis tipped her ass-over-head and gave her a crimson taint.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama October 12, 2016