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Dusty Springfield

Giving a rusty trombone with dry cotton mouth while wearing a Bart Simpson mask. When they finish you shout "Don't have a cow man!" And slap them in the face.
"Yeah dude, I totally gave her a Dusty Springfield."
by ray.rubies April 24, 2020
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Clear Spring High School

The most hick town school you’ll ever see. Clear Spring boasts the best Cross Country team in the county, as well as the lowest state testing scores in the state of Maryland. The student population is split into two groups, those with big dicks and those who think they have big dicks. The school agenda consists of tractor pulls and religious ceremonies that practice exorcisms to remove the gay from small innocent children. While Clear Spring High School has the most bathroom Juuler’s in the nation, it also has the most amount of juul busting teachers and yes we’re talking about you Gildersleve. Clear Spring hosts some of the worst teachers known to the country, that assign real work and grade it only when their job is on the line, any student of the school knows who we’re talking about.
by CSHS Poster May 23, 2020
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Silver Springs Shores

An area in Marion County, Florida that is basically trash. Most students who live here go to either Greenway or Emerald Shores Elementary, then move on to Lake Weir Middle & Lake Weir High School (aka Lake Qweer )
Person A: Where do you live? I live in Belleview.
Person B: I live in Silver Springs Shores.
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Cedar Springs, Michigan

Cedar Springs, Michigan. Home of Red Flannel Days! Incorporated in 1871 as a major hub for the timber industry, it became know for the Red Flannel often worn by loggers required to wear them due to the harsh winters. The red flannels they wore began being produced in Cedar Springs for convenience and that industry still remains today. Cedar Springs became a city in October 1959.
Cedar Springs, Michigan is the little city halfway between Grand Rapids, MI and Big Rapids, MI.
by Red Shamrock September 21, 2020
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Sorrento Springs

Sorrento Springs Community, nestled between historic Mount Dora and country bumpkin Eustis ( commonly referred to as Useless ) You get more “house” and “land” for your money, but mainly upper to middle class live here riding their golf carts, letting their dogs out with no leash to poop on the neighboring golf course.
by thatAAchick December 22, 2020
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Cheesy Springer Special

A springer special is when a ritualistically share a meal of hot cheese folded into pasta sauce mixed with large flat noodles a dish affectionately known as lasagna. Much like the meal itself things become hot, heavy and sticky. The male then inserts a significant portion of lasagna into the females vagina, all the way to her cute little cervix and then proceeds to fill the cheesy crevasse with the rest of his micropenis. Upon climax, the woman now budges from her abdomen from the sheer amount of Italian cuisine, recurrent thrusts of the micropenis and seminal offering from the male. The man proceeds to yell at the woman “ARE YOU FAT?” And the act is complete.
Did you hear Darren have Brie a cheesy springer special?”
Yeah man, I heard she had to go the ER”
by Bussyboi69 March 26, 2021
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hope springs eternal

( invented by Bret Baier at Fox News after the Louisiana flooding of Aug 2016): there's always hope even in the face of the worst disasters.
Donald Trump is running for president out of nationalism, patriotism and a more mature understanding (than Hilary Clinton) of the phrase hope springs eternal, specially when it applies to the inner city problems facing America
by Sexydimma April 7, 2021
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