Institutions created by the government to occupy students and give an excuse to treat students as prisoners. Schools require you to wake up early or else your mother (A fucking prison guard) beats the shit out of you. Also, you need to eat literal shit and take evaluations in life that doesn't help anyone. If you try to be a rebellion to this cause or your grades for CUM (Creative Unnecessary Motherfucking-shit) are low, you literally get executed by a firing squad that is directed by parents, teachers, and your anxiety. You can escape when you become 18 or 19 depending on the region your prison is located.
by Joewypak October 15, 2020
Get the School mug.School is a place that makes people feel like they are failures and make children and teens depressed because of the pressure of homework and grades and their parents and teachers expectations are far too high which adds stress to the children and teens who cannot be perfect and meet the expectations.
It is also a place where some people have to pick between their own mental and physical health and their grades.
It is also a place where some people have to pick between their own mental and physical health and their grades.
History Class at School:
Teacher: "(student name), please read your report outloud."
Student: *tries to pick between embarassing self because social anxiety or getting a bad grade*
Teacher: "(student name), please read your report outloud."
Student: *tries to pick between embarassing self because social anxiety or getting a bad grade*
by Sarah_Jose September 23, 2013
Get the School mug.Though many people call school torture, they just don't listen. Yes, school is boring, try to listen or you'll get in trouble which is the reason some people hate school. People also hate the school lunch, just bring your own lunch or just eat your favorite thing on that big tray. It makes sense why people would hate school for their bathrooms and community, the bathrooms are usually gross and the community can be bad. Go pee/poop if you have time at home before school! Ignore the bullies and stay strong! School is a place where you can learn, not a place you can hate on for no reason, unless what I mentioned. :)
by Whyareyoulookingat April 13, 2023
Get the School mug.Absolute hell. People who don't like school are called "dumb" and people who actually like it are "nerds"
It is hell for both sides and nobody wins
It is hell for both sides and nobody wins
by IntergalactalEnergy January 10, 2023
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"A place of happiness where young children get to run free and learn to be responsible and succeed in life. I beautiful and marvelous place where young people get to interact in kind, happy ways as they share thoughts and feelings... a safe place, where students can learn important life skills they will need in the future such as Algebra and be happy and vulnerable as well." Said NO ONE EVER and what NO ONE EVER will say!
A place of misery where young child has to do things such as algebra under the lie that it is teaching them things that they will need in the future. A miserable, where young people go to compete in the rigged and no-win contest among all the other students for any sliver of recognition... A terribly unsafe place, where students may go to get bullied.
Then theres the school system itself.
- you must raise your hand to speak
- you must ask permission to go to the bathroom or fill up your water bottle
- you often are told where you have to sit
- you have to work quietly and you will get in trouble if you are not
Ever seen a picture of a prison bus??
look it up, it's literally a blue or white school bus!!!!!
A place of misery where young child has to do things such as algebra under the lie that it is teaching them things that they will need in the future. A miserable, where young people go to compete in the rigged and no-win contest among all the other students for any sliver of recognition... A terribly unsafe place, where students may go to get bullied.
Then theres the school system itself.
- you must raise your hand to speak
- you must ask permission to go to the bathroom or fill up your water bottle
- you often are told where you have to sit
- you have to work quietly and you will get in trouble if you are not
Ever seen a picture of a prison bus??
look it up, it's literally a blue or white school bus!!!!!
Mom - Hi Honey! How was your day at school?
Child - Left eye twitches
Mom - Uh, enter name, everything okay?
Child - Left eye twitches
Mom - ...
Child - What's the phone number of the mental ward?
Child - Left eye twitches
Mom - Uh, enter name, everything okay?
Child - Left eye twitches
Mom - ...
Child - What's the phone number of the mental ward?
by defs of a human alive on earth August 9, 2022
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