Singled out mother

Attractive single mom who flirts with a married man only to reject them once they divorce their wife. Generally a SOM has no attraction to the married man in question. Many times the SOM was very clear she had no interest but the man can’t handle the reality and leaves his wife anyway.

My friend left his wife for a singled out mother who ran the minute he was available

by Lifecoach to the stars March 17, 2022

mother in law trap

A trap set by a mother in law whose child has moved away, mostly out of state. The mother makes grandiose promises in the hopes that it will lure the couple back home.

"Her mom said if we move back from CA that we will be able to get well paying jobs with Mr. Snidesworth at the laboratory."
"Be careful bro, it could be a mother in law trap."

by OneToothWillis June 1, 2018

Mother Parking Car

A polite synonym for Motherfucker, Muthafucka and likeminded phrases.

You kidding me... MOther PArking CAr.... I wanna kill him...

by ilam nebrann February 20, 2011

Your Brother A Mother

Even worse than your sister a mister.

Dave:Your Sister A Mister.
Fred:NO, your Brother A Mother.
Dave:Dies in embarrassment.

by jsjdoejhfuheifheuigfyi May 11, 2018

Mother Bitch Shit

This means that your mom is a whore that shits

man your mother bitch shit

by The Genius Boiiiii October 19, 2022

mothers death wish

collective ignorance, psycological abandonment of enlightenmnet, liberation, human consciousness on earth. a shared will by deraged trogledytes to evacuate the garden of eden, or whats lef tof it to meet their maker seperated from their brothers and sisters, the sky the wind and rain and all the plants and animals we have been so undeservedly endowed with

John: is billy coming out to party? christine likes him and i told him i'd introduce him to coke.

Jeff: no he's actually spending the weekend at a biblical retreat, niggas got a bad case of mothers death wish.

by el padrone November 10, 2019

Your brother is a mother

Worst than your sister a mister also causing them to self implode on sight

Carl:your mom gay
Joe:your dad lesbian
Carl:your granny a granny
Joe:Your brother is a mother
Carl:self implodes on sight

by Troll_SHANK March 19, 2018