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nigger mittens

Hands, usually palms of large proportion
My brother doesn't have big hands but compared to me, he has nigger Mittens
by Jonathan Fourtwenty Blaze August 30, 2016
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Classic Sam's 15 minute break

This is a variation of the normal 15 minute break. 1 person will page everyone for break. All will meet in the breakroom while coffee is being made. Once it is done, everyone grabs a cup and their smokes and head outside. The break starts once the cigs are lit. 15 minutes later everyone heads back to the breakroom for more coffee or to put their coat away. Some just go to ensure the others make it safely back. After a trip to the restroom, break is finally over. Skilled workers can make this break last 30 minutes easily. If you only work 200 days a year x 2 breaks a day, you could easily steal 100 hours a year just in breaks. That is something to strive for. Sure, this is time theft and you will get fired for it, but really, who is watching?
Has anyone seen Jon, Amy, or Ken? They went on break 15 minutes ago. Oh, thats right . They are on a classic Sam's 15 minute break.
by Classic Sam August 23, 2009
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Michael Steele Minute

A Michael Steele Minute is destined to replace the New York Minute as the smallest measurable amount of time in the universe.

A New York Minute is defined as the time between a traffic light turning green in New York City and the cab driver behind you honking his horn.

A Michael Steele Minute is defined as the time between President Obama leaving the Executive Office of the President of the United States and the firing of Michael Steele as the Chairman of the Republican National Committee.
Man 1: If I were offered that job, I’d have said yes in a Michael Steele Minute!

Man 2: You and me both!
by Politic Ric November 10, 2010
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A Few More Minutes

a word that is used only and ONLY by girls to signify in girl language :
1." bruh....... i am in the bathroom puttin' on mah make up y yous think that when yous ask me if i dun imma say yes? OH HEELL NAW BOO BOO when i say a " few more minutes" it means that imma stay here in mah bathroom for a HELLA long time cuz you pissed me ugly ass bitch, straight up you could watch the creation, evolution and death of humanity for 500x times and imma still not be finished w/ my foundation so shut the hell up bitch"
2. or your girlfriends tryna hide the fact that she had a one night stand with your dad or your hella hot friend because she was "drunk"
f@ckboi: hey hun when will u be dun??
literal she-devil of a gf: a few more minutes hun
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2 minute man

a cuzzy that cumz quick az
by vin geezy bolzance January 25, 2012
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minutes

The act of showing and sharing affection, esp. between significant others.
Aw, Zack won't be back for a while, he's gonna go grab some minutes with Michelle.
by D-Burt May 26, 2006
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Minute Rice

Sucks in bed, lasting only a minute or two during sex
Dewd John is Minute Rice..aahah
by Bunny November 16, 2002
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