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kaydo kick 

a swift, graceful yet painful kick to the face which leaves you covered in skeet.
That Kaydo Kick really MESSED you up!
kaydo kick by Eeva December 12, 2005
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knee kick 

A knee. Knee kick is a term used by old-timers who had never seen anyone throw knees before.
That fighter just hit his opponent in the stomach with some sort of knee kick!
knee kick by DarkX84 August 7, 2010

Double Gooch Kick 

when you hit 2 people simultaneously in their gooches.
That bastard gave us a double gooch kick...so we killed his family and burned him at the cross.
Double Gooch Kick by JJ January 16, 2004

mooning-kick 

~ mooning-kick

The perfect retaliation after being mooned. The victim executes a (flying) kick at the mooner.
A direct hit indicates the perfect revenge.
If the victim misses his kick, the mooning counts as twice the humiliation.
Alexander: You got mooned yesterdag, didn't you?
Robin: Don't worry, afterwards I performed a flying mooning-kick.
Moe: But I dodged you!
Daniel: Whaha, double mooned!
robin: Oh, dear.
mooning-kick by MoLetalis March 26, 2010

Mule kick 

When receiving head the guy puts his leg smoothly behind her head and gives her a swift knock to the back of the head.
John was telling me last night that he “mule kicked” a bitch so hard she started to neigh.
Mule kick by Bigdickenergy2.0 November 29, 2018
A devastatingly deranged act of violence.
This ferocious stunt is enacted in statistically rare cases by someone who is more than likely to be an acquaintance of yours.

The attacker instantaneously decides to go for a walk outside to deliberately step in dog shit. The objective is to return inside with the purpose of kicking you in the face.
Eg. “Oh my God! Look at Lawrence, his face is covered in blood and shit!”
“Yeah, he’s just been awarded a shit kick!”

Eg. “Sally came running round the corner and jumped up to deliver a shit kick to Colin’s face.”
Colin fu****g stinks. I’m going out for lunch.”
Shit Kick by Milanoir February 5, 2020