hot pocket party 

When you show up to a "party" and there is just some drunk guy in the kitchen cooking a fucking hot pocket.

When told a party is going to be epic and it ends up being very disappointing.

Hows that rager?

Bailed, hot pocket party.

hot pocket party by thatguy911 August 7, 2011

Hot Bunk 

Term derived from the US Navy. When three sailors that work different shifts are required share a bed, each getting its use for an eight hour shift. Thus the bed (bunk) is always in use, always warm. i.e. hot bunk.

Term also describes the situation when a man-whore is bedding multiple women at times that nearly overlap. Thus the bed is in constant use and always warm. i.e hot bunk.

"Dick has always taken pride at hot bunking women. Too bad none of them weighed less than 400 pounds."

Hot Bunk by WhyMe? January 10, 2014

hot dog bun 

to stick ur dick in between two rolls of fat, nd preferably fuck them

Carmel gave Brandon a hot dog bun last night.

hot dog bun by Brandonnnn February 15, 2007

Hot Carl/Karl 

A Hot Carl is the act of defacating on someones face. A Warm Carl is defacating on their face whilst covered by plastic wrap. A Cold Carl is defacating on a glass table while someone lies below.

Suzie prefered Warm Carl's. "Less clean up afterward.", she said knowingly. John prefered giving Hot Carl's. "If there's no mess, what's the point?" Lucy liked the added security of the glass provided during a Cold Carl. "I just like watching it come out! Fascinating!"

Hot Carl/Karl by Brownson Pincheau January 7, 2005

Hot Pickle 

An active weapon system such as a missile or bomb, or anything else that is ready for use by inference.

US Air Force slang, based on the fact that most air-dropped or -launched muntions are elongate like a dill pickle, and from the red button on the joystick used to fire theses weapons which resembles a slice of pickle found in burgers.

"With the target illuminated with a lser device carried by ground troops, the pilot activated the seeker head on the missile. 'Okay, I have a hot pickle, give me a go/no-go, FAC' he asked the Forward Air Controller"

Hot Pickle by D F Stuckey July 10, 2004

Hot Haus 

This is an organization of dwinklets that live in the caves of deceit. There are 36 current members, all dwinklets. They never die or reproduce. There is an estimated 102 dwinklets on this earth and they all are making their way to the Hot Haus. They can walk, climb, and swim. This allows them to get over any type terrain but very slowly. Once they all arrive at the Hot Haus they will turn the heat up to 102 degrees in the cave and pour hot wax all over each others bodies. They do this for 3 days and 3 nights. Constant wax heating and pouring. There is no real meaning to do this but they just love the feeling of hot wax like no other.

Don't go in there, that's the Hot Haus and it's waxing time.

Hot Haus by Corey Wagner April 15, 2005

hot dog 

a piece of meat that is cooked and is always enjoyed at baseball games

if you can tell what meat makes up a hotdog please post it here

hot dog by JayKay February 25, 2005