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blind hammer 

When you jism in a girl's eyes and while she can't see you smack her in the head with your phallus.
Jesus, I wanted to get back at my girl so I gave her a blind hammer.
blind hammer by Jesse McGurdy April 30, 2006

yam-hammer 

1. Penis with a bulbous deformed head that is disproportionately larger than the shaft., 2. Used to describe a loud or obnoxious person. Most effective when preceded with a traditional expletive, (i.e. "You fucking Yam-hammer"), 3. An aggressive consensual sexual act that involves a sound beating and/or pummeling.
1. I'd love to yam-hammer that bitch!

2. That dude is a such a yam-hammer!
yam-hammer by Paintmonkey December 14, 2008

Ballpeen Hammer 

1) To tap or bang someone just like ballpeen hammer in a sexual sense.
2) To screw or have intercourse
See that girl over there? Id tap that like a Ballpeen Hammer
Ballpeen Hammer by mikemcdagger March 11, 2009

The Hammer of the Gods 

when having sex the woman is laying on her back with her legs together and straight up in the air over ther head (thus appearing like a hammer) and you continously plunge into going so deep she yells up to the gods.
Girl 1: My man did me from behind last night and it was so good that it felt like he took me to the heavens.

Girl 2: You just reached the heavens? My boyfriend did The Hammer of the Gods on me and I reached Olympus.

crimson hammer 

the unit of a ginger; the male genitalia of a "red-head"
Logan pulled down his pants and hit me in the face with his crimson hammer.
crimson hammer by ginger killer February 8, 2010

Korean hammer 

When a guy penetrates a girl really hard while singing any song by SHINee, BIGBANG, or SNSD.
Guy 1: "Hey man, you sound really hoarse! What's up with your voice?"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude, I gave my girlfriend a Korean hammer last night! I didn't know I could sing that well!"
Korean hammer by poopsnikkity December 16, 2013