Florida Happy Meal

A purchase consisting of A) 12 pack of beer B) a pack of cigarettes and C) Lottery tickets.

When she finally got to the front of the line at 7-11, she ordered the Florida Happy Meal.

Lottery Florida

by Kevrob July 22, 2014

floordrawer

When you can't control yourself and you have to leave your stained underwear behind, usually in a public restroom. Stain can result from blood, poop, urine, and cum.

Man, that chic was so wasted she shit her pants at a concert and had to floordrawer her way out.

by rastas July 31, 2014

florenco

the most beautiful name any unicorn could have. she gives magical hugs but isn't a big fan of chocolate, she'd much prefer a tropical salad and a pina colada in the sunshine. she is friendly and loved by all. you'd be lucky to have a florenco in your life.

-wow! who is that?
-that's my friend florenco
-she seems lovely!

by Florenco August 14, 2014

flop pocket

A flop pocket is another term for vagina.

"I beat up her flop pocket so bad last night In bed."

"Man, she can hold a lot in that flop pocket!"

by ronniemiller66 March 27, 2015

Floraine

A creative, beautiful girl with a melodic voice.

A dude: Who's that chick? She can sing really well

Another dude: she's named Floraine after all

by Riley1998 March 17, 2016

florida trash

A ratchet ass hoe. Not necessarily from Florida, but might as well be.

Guy 1: Did you see Blaire at the bar last night?

Guy 2: Nah bro, she's florida trash, I'm not messing with that.

by Avin631 May 15, 2016

Flocked beard

Excessive amount of cum/semen that lands on a man's beard that closely resembles a snow covered Christmas tree.

Sam: "Keagan! Did you go down on Jake?! You have a flocked beard!"
Keagan: "It tasted exactly like strawberry milk!"

by Didgit$ June 29, 2016