Grabbing coffee

A code word for male-male anal sex. ‘Let’s grab coffee’ is essentially the same as saying ‘let’s put our private parts together in a fun gay way’. Not everyone will get what the phrase really means, though, some people ask it in church settings to evangelize and welp…

Oh my gosh, I just met this really cute guy, things moved fast, and we’re grabbing coffee on Tuesday!!!

by baebae123 July 15, 2021

do you like coffee

boy code for i fucking hate you your so cringe

Hey, do you like coffee?

Yeah? Why

I hate you.

by B_TheRam May 4, 2023

Midnight Coffee

Always tired, but you can't sleep. No matter what you do, you are constantly plagued by insomnia. So much so in fact that coffee is the only thing that can keep your motor functions going. I'm turning into Tyler Durden out here.

Midnight Coffee

by effingradical February 5, 2022

20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees

When you pull a all nighter and try and stay up all day but will probably need 20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees just to stay up for 3 seconds. WARNING: you're probably gonna die just saying

I will probably need 20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees in order to right every last letter of this sentence

by hitlers gay son March 18, 2017

Coffee

Coffee is a dark liquid that most adults drink. There is many different variations of coffee. A lot of people over the age of 20 will most likely drink "dark" coffee; in other words, more coffee beans, and less milk. Like I mentioned earlier, coffee can be mixed with other substances, such as milk, sugar, and other like such. Coffee beans are where coffee comes from. Expresso beans and others can be found on trees. Many people LOVE to drink coffee with alcohol like vodka, which is extremely stupid.

My mom: "Boy do I like some a mine fresh coffee!"

by User1002839 July 27, 2022

Coffee cig

Jailhouse cigarette. U need freeze dried coffee, toothbrush, blue steel wrap from toilet paper and a plastic tumbler with hot water. Use toothbrush to pain coffee on the TP wrap. Put the painted wrap on the tumbler. The hot water in it will dry the paper and pull the coffee through it. Take off the paper. Tear it into tiny balls. Tear off a piece of painted paper the size of a JOB 1.5, put a line of the balls in the paper, roll it up and let dry for 5 minutes. Light it up, tastes kinda like a red cigarette and will give u a caffeine buzz.

Hey I got coffee cigs, 3 for a soup.

by ChknHrt420 March 11, 2022

coffee

Colloquial term for anything so perfect, it cannot be described by any other means.

Have you ever seen Inception? That movie is coffee.

by FuckMountEverest May 1, 2019