colorado coffee

A sexual act were a man inserts pre-roasted coffee beans into a women's Anus. The coffee beans are then passed from the women's Anus. The man uses the shitty coffee beans to brew a cup of black filter coffee. The man then

ejulates into the black coffee leaving a residue reminiscent of 2% milk. The couple then drink the coffee between them.

Had a one night stand with this slut last night. Had no coffee the next morning so had to make do with a colorado coffee.

by Theyoungwolf43 December 4, 2017

Modern Coffee

The concept of taking excellent products and curating exceptional experiences

Welcome to the heart of Modern Coffee.

by anonymous December 10, 2020

coffee

the best thing in the entire world that cures my depression yet it's so addicting

i love coffee, coffee is my everything, coffee is my happiness, coffee is my favorite, coffee is my world, coffee is my love!!!!!

by anonymous February 23, 2023

coffee sick

When you're so hyped up on coffee your body starts rejecting it. It can be confused with the flu if you've been around people who've had it (if you got your immunization shots then this would rule it out)

One moment: OMG IM CAFFINATED I HAD TO CUPS OF COFFEE

The next moment you're rushing to the bathroom holding your stomach for dear life,

"Damn it (ughplr) I'm coffee sick again

by Funnyjake2011 July 8, 2016

Coffee

The thing you most likely will be putting in those damn urban dictionary mugs

Imagine you're in a cozy cafe, and you spot a classic white mug you bought from urban dictionary with the word "coffee" boldly printed on it, steaming with your energy bean juice inside.

by Some_internet_Dude July 3, 2024

coffee cuddle

when you hold your warm coffee close to you with two hands when it’s too hot to drink. this provides comfort and a brief moment of sanity

caleb: babe why are you holding your coffee like that
brielle: i needed a coffee cuddle while it cools down

by MamaGanja October 22, 2022

Morning Coffee

When you wake up 1st, fuck your girl in the ass, then put it in her mouth and make a stirring motion.

My girl wore no pants to bed; I had no choice but to give her my morning coffee.

by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021