Truffle Butter

Truffle butter is often put on expensive meats before eating. Its a spread!

I woke up and put truffle butter on her pussy!

by olympusman2004 February 27, 2015

Peanut Butter Procedure

A way to burn a bridge and cutting your ties from a female companion or counter part. The procedure is done by opening an online discussion with said female, and leading her on to believe that you are about to ask her to start a deeper relationship with her. When you have built up a large amount of anxiety through one-word responses and excessive amounts of unnecessary period drags. (...) After she is shitting bricks of anticipation, you ask the following question: "Do you prefer Jiff Super Chunk Peanutbutter, or Skippy Super Chunk Peanutbutter?"

After the emotional atomic bomb is dropped, upon any response, you reply:"WHAT THE FUCK!" and sign off abruptly. After signing off, avoid any form of conversation for 3 days. Please note, this works best on women that like you, but that you do not like.

Broseph: "I just peanut butter procedured my girl"

Broski: "Really? So its Over?"

Broseph: "Yes. Praise God."

by Hammer Krew April 26, 2009

Truffle Butter

A smooth, peanut butter-like cream often spread on toast or croissants.

Bob: Yo dude pick me up some truffle butter while you're out.
Clob: You got it my man ;)
Bob: Why did you wink
Clob: ;;;;;;;;;;))))))))))

by SuccleMyToes November 11, 2017

butterball minute

About an hour and a half.

Kristian : I'll see you guys in a butterball minute.

Brad : That doesn't mean anything.

by Brad Senatore February 20, 2008

Butter Buzzin

The act of being buzzed enough to hit on butter faces.

Compulsive need after drinking to feed an unattractive woman Jimmy Johns.

Being so heartbroken when the butter face is stolen from you that you yell "Your gonna get raped!"

Kevin: Eww that girl has a butter face

*Kevin has several drinks*

Kevin: Id hit that

Dallas: He's butter buzzin

by AngryTupperware April 24, 2011

Butter Wick

A post sex, post ejaculation, flaacid, sexual juice covered penis.

She was still horny so she went down and and got my butter wick all stiff again.

I didn’t wipe off my butter wick real good and the bellend stuck to my fly.

by Eaton Holgoode November 30, 2018

Butter Punch

When someone grips your moobs and punches them rapidly. Mainly used by older siblings as a way of sweet revenge.

“Man got a butter punch by his older brother yeh. Painful as Hell”.

by JaviZavi April 7, 2020