toilet bowl paper

What a roll of bungwipe becomes when it falls into the toilet and subsequently requires disposal.

{Ed}: Myrna, can you run get me another roll of assiton assimilators please? This roll fell into the can, becoming toilet bowl paper!
{Myrna}: Ed, that's the third time this month that you've made toilet bowl paper! Won't you please fix the TP dispenser?!?

by Telephony September 22, 2014

pressed fruit bowl

the act of pushing ones exposed genitals against a window (preferably a car').

When your mom was driving behind us the other day Bob gave her a pressed fruit bowl.

by Copie Boy November 6, 2002

shit in the punch bowl

to cross the line; an egregious faux pas; to say or do something so offensive or outrageous it brings everything to a grinding halt; like going to a party and shitting in the punch bowl.

"It was funny until Josh said that thing about his wife literally having sex with a rat."

"Yeah, he totally shit in the punch bowl on that one."

by Doug Higbert January 5, 2009

texas chili bowl

It involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus.

Trent gave billy a texas chili bowl.

by Jack Duke November 10, 2004

Brown Nose Bowl

The Brown Nose Bowl is a touch football game played between two teams composed of sycophant (brown nose) student organizations like Student Government.

In theBrown Nose Bowl, the SGA defeated the Student Monitors.

by Cranberry Bob December 23, 2019

bowling ball for marge

A present that you ostensibly buy for someone else, but really bought for yourself. Expression comes from that Simpsons episode in which Homer buys Marge a bowling ball he wants.

You're buying Mom a drill for Christmas? Dude that's such a bowling ball for marge, she'll totally know it.

by author October 10, 2006

Super-Bowl Decathalon

A super-bowl decathalon is when a group of people smoke a bowl of weed at every college in at UCSC on the night before the super bowl. It is very important that for the activity to be designated as a super-bowl decathalon, the group must come to a stop at every college to smoke, rather than smoking while walking through the college. The group must also walk the entire distance as well as bring a football. The first decathalon to take place was on the night before super bowl XVIV between the Indianapolis Colts and the New Orleans Saints. The group included Freshmen from Stevenson, Kresge, and College 8. The first super bowl decathalon started at Stevenson and ended at Oaks, lasting from 10:15 p.m to 2:30 a.m.

Q: What's goin' on?
A: DECATHALON!!!
Q:What?
A The Super-Bowl Decathalon dumb ass!

by Mr. Plant & Casanova February 7, 2010