Ass Clown 

A form of the more common Failure combined with an Ass Hole. Basically a combination of the worst traits of both: the mental, social, and physical shortcomings of a Failure, with all the obnoxious douchebaggery of an Ass Hole.

1. Joel may be a Failure, but at least he's not an Ass Clown...

2. Shawn is indeed an Ass Clown

Ass Clown by MNWHREDLX February 24, 2009

ass ninja 

One who engages in anal sex so quickly and stealthily that the other person is unaware that it has occured.

Bobby was in and out in 9 seconds. He is a true ass ninja.

ass ninja by FAH Q 2 January 20, 2006

Ass Cream Cone

Ass cream cones, contrary to popular belief, are NOT made of sugar, spice, or anything nice. After a face-numbing round of anal sex, a heaping load of semen is deposited into the swollen, throbbing sphincter of the hungry customer. When the tank has been filled, the depositor then places an ice cream cone, sugar OR waffle, underneath the "dispenser". When the cone has been filled, he then serves it to the impatient customer in a manner deemed appropriate. A real gentleman would serve this with a napkin, as it is a very messy treat. Flavors include, but may not be limited to: Vanilla, Chocolate, Strawberry, The Neopolitan, even Chocolate Dipped...

One sunny afternoon, little Janie was at the park with her father. It was warm out, so she asked her daddy to take her to get an ice cream cone. Daddy was hungover from the night before and misheard little Janie. Memories of the Ass Cream Cone he had served mommy last night quickly surfaced. He denied her request stating that she was too young to be asking for such things...

Ass Cream Cone by THE TRUE OGER 68 June 6, 2009

ass skirt 

when a girl wears a skirt so short you can see the bottom of her ass

i can't believe she's walking around in that ass skirt.

ass skirt by ohnooo July 31, 2006

Ass cancer 

Cancer of the ass, usually caused by sitting on your ass for long periods of time. Many RuneScape nerds get this type of cancer and need chemotherapy. People known with ass cancer: Telmomarques, No Excuses, Fredmcgarry, and Rens.

Ass cancer stages:

Stage 1 - Wanting to not get up from your chair for days

Stage 2 - Twitching of the gluteus maximus

Stage 3 - Black hole appears inside of the anus and sucks in all organs causing the person to die in a matter of seconds.

Did you hear about Telmomarques getting 120 dungeoneering?
Yeah, sadly he developed stage 3 of ass cancer.

Ass cancer by Evil Exit August 29, 2010

ass volcano

The move used by all the rap video dancers. Done by standing in place and shaking your ass rapidly.

Yo! Dat girls doing that ass volcano on weezy!

ass volcano by Kevin John McCormack March 30, 2008

ass pee 

noun: a kind of diarrhea that makes a squirt sound as it comes out. Sometimes, a faint splashing noise can be heard.

Aw man, I gotta go home and take an ass pee.

ass pee by Angdydrew March 16, 2005