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You sir

Two words placed before a gross insult. Implies politeness but then delivers a brutal slam dunk to the recipient. Very British.
Dude 1: "You worthless motherfuckin' dawg!"
Dude 2: "You sir, are a cunt."

Liverpool Fan: "Eh, eh! Stuffed yer arse in the Cup Final!!"
West Ham Fan: "You sir, are a Scouse Wanker."
by Wizards Sleeve July 30, 2006
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you can't have your cake and eat it too

This phrase is easier to understand if it is read as "You can't eat your cake, and have it too". Obviously once you've eaten your cake, you won't have it any more. Used for expressing the impossibility of having something both ways, if those two ways conflict.
He works so hard to pay for that fancy house of his that he never has any time to stay home and enjoy it.

Yeah, you can't have your cake and eat it too.
by bmiles October 1, 2006
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you do realize ...

A phrase you'll often hear dickbags say. They think they're being clever, but they're really just being patronizing, bags of shit. The phrase is usually uttered in contempt when someone expresses appreciation for something. Usually followed by "..right?"
Guy 1: "Man I love this movie!"

Guy 2: "You do realize ... it's a terrible movie, right?"

Guy 1: "Fuck you asshole."
by scrublord5000 August 7, 2011
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You really thought you ate?

It doesn't literally mean you ate something it is said when someone says a comeback that wasn't that good and thought they did something with it.
by Szalover1436 November 1, 2021
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you da man

You're the man, with the article "the" shortened to da in an ebonic style.

Usually it shows admiration from the person who say it towards the person to whom the sentence is intended.
1.
(person 1): I got that girl's phone number.
(person 2): You da man!

2.
(person 1): Hey, can you lend me 10 bucks?
(person 2): Yes, here they are.
(parson 1): Oh man, thank you, you da man!
by Vanalli November 8, 2007
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you thought

sym. for sike
This person came up to me and asked me for money and i was like "you thought!"
by Kathrine12345 October 19, 2008
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you're a trip

You're funny and amusing. A metaphor comparing a person to how a trip is typically fun, memorable, and you go along with the adventure.
by Why is the name "pseuodonym" t February 3, 2017
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