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Hoof Wood

Erectile hyperfunction; when a guy only needs a few seconds to slide in.
Put that damn hoof wood away! I already came 4 times.
by HardHoof November 1, 2015
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diesel wood

The state of arousal resulting from the rhythmic idle of a humvee diesel engine.
Riding in patrol all day gave me raging diesel wood.
by El_phantasmo January 14, 2016
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Sappy Wood

The state your penis is in when you don't clean up after sex in the morning.
Wow! I sure do have one sappy wood!
by ThatOneOnlineCreep May 6, 2016
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reigle wood

by elijah martinez October 8, 2016
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fanta wood

The joke is you're Fanta stick, but if they're very slow they'll think it's fanta wood. Just laugh at them.
You think I'm fanta wood?

What..?
OHHHHHHH. FANTASTIC. MAKES SENSE NOW!
by Meme Overlord July 17, 2016
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Marcus Wood

A 5ft fuckboy w/ a centimeter peter. That dates girls w/ flat asses.
Ewww... Marcus Wood is dating Lasagna Flatass.
by Nova Amped XIII June 23, 2016
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chapstick wood sandwich

After freshly applying chapstick the face is sandwiched between two erect penises.
After prom, Julian, Blake, and Brian will form a chapstick wood sandwich.
by DontUseMyRealName69 June 9, 2016
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