Hoof Wood

Erectile hyperfunction; when a guy only needs a few seconds to slide in.

Put that damn hoof wood away! I already came 4 times.

by HardHoof November 1, 2015

diesel wood

The state of arousal resulting from the rhythmic idle of a humvee diesel engine.

Riding in patrol all day gave me raging diesel wood.

by El_phantasmo January 14, 2016

Sappy Wood

The state your penis is in when you don't clean up after sex in the morning.

Wow! I sure do have one sappy wood!

by ThatOneOnlineCreep May 6, 2016

reigle wood

a stupid ficking town in north carolina

reigle wood is so gay

by elijah martinez October 8, 2016

fanta wood

The joke is you're Fanta stick, but if they're very slow they'll think it's fanta wood. Just laugh at them.

You think I'm fanta wood?

What..?
OHHHHHHH. FANTASTIC. MAKES SENSE NOW!

by Meme Overlord July 17, 2016

Marcus Wood

A 5ft fuckboy w/ a centimeter peter. That dates girls w/ flat asses.

Ewww... Marcus Wood is dating Lasagna Flatass.

by Nova Amped XIII June 23, 2016

chapstick wood sandwich

After freshly applying chapstick the face is sandwiched between two erect penises.

After prom, Julian, Blake, and Brian will form a chapstick wood sandwich.

by DontUseMyRealName69 June 9, 2016