Tree House Moment

When a girl goes down on a guy in a tree house and doesnt remember the next day.

"Dammit I cant remember what happened last night, what happened?"
"Yeah girl, you had a tree house moment"

by bubala123 May 06, 2009

Man Juice Tree

A tree that each spring is abloom with pretty white flowers, though their scent is nothing like a flower – rather it has the distinct odor of “Man Juice” (aka semen, jizz, goo).

Dang – shut all the windows, that damn Man Juice Tree is stinking up the house!

by Neckfarter Queen April 16, 2009

trim her tree

To cut or shave a female's pussy. AKA: Trim your bush

Her boy friend thought it was nasty when she went too long with out trimming her tree. She took forever in the shower because she had to trim her tree.

by L. February 19, 2005

Wise Mystical Tree

A very funny tree you will see either on tiktok, twitter, youtube, everywhere to be honest.
Pretty swag tree if you ask me
Also for some god forsaken reason, there's a photo of it having a PHAT ASS!!!!

Yo have you seen that new wise mystical tree?
"No."
Oh... Well it's pretty funny!
"Ok"
kys

by xxigilzbyKaijo October 21, 2022

pum pum tree

When your girl has a freakishly hairy vagina and it looks like a tree - the words pum pum coming from how you pummel it cause she your girl -often used in Birmingham as slang

Jim: yo my girls pum pum tree is peng
Mate: you should totally go to town on your pum pum ya know

Jim: maybe I will fam

by Jimthedestroyer123 May 22, 2018

go fuck a tree

A way to tell a person to leave you alone when they're annoying you.

similar to playing go hide and fuck yourself

Girl: Omg Tommorow's my Birthday! Do you want to Come!??

Boy: No Go Fuck A Tree

by ¿Dean? February 12, 2007

Just above a tree

A worthless individual, who is depicted as bottom of the barrel in a social or work environment.

A socialite or corporate executive would be in the clouds. A peasant or low life would be just above a tree.

by Bill Branklin May 09, 2008