clown makeup

what women wear because other women find it attractive (men hate it)

That chick could be real cute if she'd lose the clown makeup.It just makes her look like stupid whore.

by big dong December 09, 2003

Clown Pie

The art of ejaculating into a person's face

I like clown pies

by Bill Cowsy November 05, 2003

Down to Clown

The rare act of drinking andvacting a fool while hanging out with the boys during the work week at the bar or drinking outside the home past the age of 30 because your wife got you bitch whipped .

Guy 1: Who's down to clown tonight?

Guy 2: You kidding me? It's a Tuesday night bro. I have to be up at 5:30 am bro!

by Jham12ster February 13, 2018

brown clown

Someone who yearns for the act of anal intercourse.

My friends, Marcellus and Collin, are both the biggest brown clowns in town.

by Slam Bam Horny Man September 02, 2007

clown college

1) Any location where the wise cracking smart asses tend to gather, be it a house, a park, or any gathering place frequented regularly by a diverse crowd of usually late teen to late twenties coed youths.

Steve's house sure seems to be the new clown college.

by cunninglinguist April 25, 2005

ass clown

One who smells like a circus folks bottom end.

Bill Gates or Steven SEAGULL

by Zig February 01, 2004

Sad clown

When you take a shit in your hand and smash it into somebody's face.

My wife turned off the football game so I gave her a sad clown right in front of our children.

by Jdan Cutsem September 17, 2017