Shart

Shitty Start, or getting off to a shitty start

Everyone expected the Olympian to dominate in this event, but they really shart that one.

by B&E9 August 8, 2024

Shart

Um it’s you think it’s a rooter toot but it is a rooter toot but um the rooter toot goes out and it splats

I sharted in my pants!

by Whoaaadere September 7, 2023

shartarus

When you mistake a large fart for a massive diarrhea that floods your pants

Nathaniel fell to the wrath of shartarus at school today, an entire room was marked off as a biohazard.

by fishgaming September 10, 2023

Shart Attack

When you have a heart attack and shit yourself at the same time.

Me: Oh man, I just slammed 8 jagerbombs in a row.
Bro: You'll give yourself a shart attack doing that!
Me: Too late...

by shatcat September 28, 2023

Shart

A shart is basically a fart and a shit combined, you know when you fart and it turns out to be a shit, yeah thats what Shart means.

"Yo bro, i just sharted, stay away from me or the smell will get to you!"

by Isacc bals October 24, 2023

Shart

A shart is when you fart and shit at the same time. Basically, it's when you think you farted, you actually shat.

"Yo bro, I just sharted. Stay away or the smell will get to you!"

by Isacc bals October 24, 2023

Sartlic

A silent but deadly public fart, often dealt in a classroom setting by thyself. The dealer of the sartlic typically doesn’t own up to this warfare device and is often the first person to blame another being although blaming can occur from others who aren’t the dealer. A sartlic often smells like eggs, milk, yeast and more.

“I sartliced in history class today and blamed it on the band kid sitting next to me.”

by 2milimeterdefeater November 7, 2023