Slapping someones penis

To shatter someones masculinity in some way or another.

For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube

Examples of Slapping someones penis:

Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"

Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"

by DizDeLusa September 16, 2017

slapped flange

To sport a unhappy expression on one’s face is to wear a face like a slapped flange 🙁

Did you see You that moody git on tv, he had a face like a slapped flange.

by therealslimshaney72 September 25, 2017

Slapped with a dick

Something you say when a person pisses you off heavy and you feel they need to be fucked up

Jmills : Melek you’re pissing me off
Melek : Jmills, be quiet. Fuck !
Jmills : Melek, don’t swear at me, you’ll get slapped with a dick

by DeLoneyxJmilly October 25, 2017

slapshotty

A stupid fag who eats dick and cream pies

This fag is such a slapshotty

by The sex god12321223223311332 October 21, 2017

Slapstick

When your girlfriend fucks you and does all the work.

slapstick slap-stick slappy slapping your stick

by anon76889 October 28, 2017

slapping tunes

Slapping tunes.. sitting with friends & listening to good music.

Sitting around at home slapping tunes with my friends.

by Acosta32 November 13, 2017

slapstical

Three or more women and only one male. It’s usaully an all night event

I had a slapstical last night. My boyfriend is still erecting

by Daddyharder December 6, 2017