poopy wiener

a poopy wiener is a person that has poop on their wiener, or penis; this person is typically a faggot

Hey poopy wieners, you guys got poop on your wieners!

by Henry Fartbutthead May 9, 2006

peppy

a penis covered in peanut butter. YUMMY!

"Eh' der' peppy!"
"Put a little peanut butter on that dick"

by North High Drumline December 21, 2007

Poppycock

A kind of erection you get when snorting or popping muscle relaxants or painkillers, described as numb and unforgiving

"I had an intense case of poppycock last night after i blew those ocs"

by Madrox420 January 19, 2010

poopy finger

This midevil game is a favorite past time of the Polish people to entertain themselves on those coold lonely nights. Start by inserting index finger into rectal cavity making sure to get good brown coverage. Next wipe it on the face of 2nd participant. Participant number 2 should then in turn repeat the first step. He who hath the longest skid mark in the end wins...No pun intended. This game can also provide one with hours of non-stop entertainment if tested on unsuspecting parties.

Todds mom enjoys hours upon hours of poopy finger until ammunition runs out.

by Chad Jackson December 31, 2003

Spinal Tap Poopy

When you are pooping and a turd comes out sideways. Physically impossible.

My ass hurts cuz i just layed a Spinal Tap Poopy

by Your Name March 17, 2004

Slappy Pappy

To hit your grandfather in the face with your jewels. ;)

I just did a slappy pappy and he grounded me for two weeks! I don't think he gets the joke!

by kyleBUTT October 3, 2008

yo slap happy pappy

the conclusion to the "yo mama" conflicts:

bob- what did we have for homework today?
bill- yo mama
bob- yo daddy
bill- you slap happy pappy

erm...see above

by ninj4 March 23, 2004