poop pendulum

"Poop pendulums" occur when one takes a very large and long shit that hangs from the rectum for a long time. As the shitter tries to squeeze it off, the poop begins to oscillate back and forth, often resulting in "brown balls." The pendulum effect can be caused by many different scenarios, though, such on on rough sees, during earthquakes, while sextashitting, and when mastecrapping.

"Dude, Tina gave me the worse case of blue balls, so I went to mastecrap one out. I ended up with a poop pendulum and brown balls. I feel much better."

by Squeezy May 6, 2014

wei peng

My nigga Jack, a hot ass Asian man standing tall like the stay puft marshmallow man.

Have you heard how big the cock of wei peng is?

by (8) November 7, 2021

Warm and peng

It is when you find a blowjob great, you describe it as warm and peng.
Also when you are fond of something, such as a favourite food you describe it as warm and peng.

Example

Aaliyah:” Has you ever gotten head before ?”
Josh:”Yeah it was warm and peng b”

by Shhhhhhhh17365 December 5, 2017

the penguin

a move done off a diving board. much like a regular dive but with your hands down tight at your sides going into the pool head first.

come on dom quit being sutch a pussy and fucking do the penguin!!

by Double_D June 11, 2006

pengas

A penis. The opposite of a poon. It may sometimes be adorned with a tight, latex cover to prevent the excretion of baby-making fluids. Some females have also been known to have a pengas, although it is primarily owned by males.

Females in Drama have a pengas, while males in Drama have a poon.

by Rubenggggg May 5, 2007

Penguin

The way a chick walks with a nice round apple bottom.

Damn, see the way she wobble when she walk? That broad a Penguin!

by Kamen BTJ August 28, 2007

peng

To wreck someone else's car.

I "borrowed" Mike's FRS and crashed it and hit a tire wall! Dude, you just peng'd it!

by gelogelo March 14, 2013